Dateline: Colorado

[Mayhem]

Location: Zeke's Tumbleweed bar

Over the course of human history I daresay the following events have never happened before: Zeke's Tumbleweed is a classic local dive bar. We went in for a drink or two, and decided to play some pool. They host pool leagues there, and there was one open table. We put our names on the chalkboard, and sit down to await our turn. She had a Vodka with a splash of soda and a lemon the first of many that evening, and I was drinking water, as I was the DD. A few games were played, then Mark and Jeff came in, and asked if they could put quarters down on the table. We said yes, and they sat. After she trounced me soundly, she played mark. Mark was a pretty good player, and taught her some shots. At one point in the game she was faced with a difficult leave, and bet him, Jeff and myself that if she made it we would each buy her a shot of De Kuyper peach Snapps. Well, as fairy tales go, she made the shot and the shots were bought. Thus began the obliteration of the bottle of the Snapps. She had many more shots, along with many Vodka sodas, and she became more than a little drunk.
Closing time was approaching, and I was sitting at the bar.She sits next to me. My recollection is hazy, there was a misunderstanding, angry words, and I found myself on the barroom floor, with the stool on top of me. She grabbed me by the face and threw me down! I was helped up my Sexy Neil, the bartender, and righted my stool and sat back down. I was expecting the both of us to be 86ed immediately, as I had a conversation earier with Zeke about how he doesn't tolerate any sort of physical confrontation in his bar, but, rather, Zeke bought her a drink at last call and wished us on our way.
The only conclusion I can draw from this experience is that she is a true Jedi Drunk.

There will be more added to this thread, as facts are remembered and more hijinx occur. Peace out yo!

[danger awesome]

So, when's your next date?

[Cheffie]

You are lucky you didn't get hurt. I would not want her to be wanting to kick MY ass.

Have fun, kids!

[Mayhem]

So, when's your next date?

We went back to the Tumbleweed the day after about 11am, for burgers and White Russians. Zeke was there, and was glad to see us. I believe it helps the good will when you tip well.