tumbelina

[don't panic]

So my roommates convinced me to go to country club on it's "hip hop" night...what a bummer, but the good thing was 1 dollar drafts. We sat right next to the beer girl and got totally shit faced. At last call we bought a last round and slammed them. I remember leaving, but that's about it. I woke up the next morning in pain with bruises all over my body. I was on the couch, my boots were in the studio, and my hair barretts were down stairs in my room. I was...confused. I went up stairs to ask my roommate if she kicked my ass. she giggled a little and told me i fell down my stairs. And not just a stumble down the last few. I mean apparently I went head first. I've got a knot on my head my, both of my shoulders, upper left arm, lower right arm are bruised. I also have carpet burn with bruises around them on my left them and from my shin clear to my ankle. And i was thinking about it, every year since after I turned 21 I've injured myself once a year
22-dislocated knee
22-broken wrist
24-sprained ankle
25-banged up by stairs
I think i'm getting better at this, the injuries keep getting less serious.

Currently I'm recovering with a beer and watching an "Absolutely Fabulous" mothers day special. god i love BBC

[Rowdydrunk79]

I need to teach you how to stair luge.

[don't panic]

yeah i should have done that already. I moved downstairs in april and my roommates called that eventually i would fall down the stairs. I could have prevented it