ridin the elevator with Louie

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ridin the elevator with Louie

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Maybe this should go in the con forum, but its just a good Louie story.

Also, i would have never remembered but the wife filled me in later.

I think it was Friday. After drinking all day with the crew and then going to the con, the ladies decided it was time to drag the Whole Enchilada and me back to our rooms. The 2 block stumble was extra long, but we finally found the elevator. We got on and held the door for 3 elderly asian women.

To make room I leaned or fell against the wall. It just so happened to be the wall with all the buttons on it making for a long ride up. The 3 women are talking frantically. Louie says, "Cec, what language are the speaking?"
Cec says,"I don't know"
Louie: "Is it Korean?"
Cec: "No"
Louie turns to the women "Are you speaking Korean?"
They don't answer.
Eventually the get off.
As they are walking out, Louie points his finger at each lady and says, "I don't like you, and you, and you."

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Post by Dirty Lou »

No way! I LOVE the Asian women! Besides, my keen ear knows all manner of dialect whilst blackout drunk. They were speaking Mandarin Chinese, a southern dialect I believe.

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He likes Cuban women too:

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Incidentally, this was not long before the Krispy Kreme Incident, which was quickly followed by the Cecily packing his passed out ass in the car and getting out of town incident.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:He likes Cuban women too:

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Incidentally, this was not long before the Krispy Kreme Incident, which was quickly followed by the Cecily packing his passed out ass in the car and getting out of town incident.
whoa, pretty lady.
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TheBigCasino wrote:
whoa, pretty lady.
What are you, the Nutty Professor?
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She looks like Celine Deion.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:
whoa, pretty lady.
What are you, the Nutty Professor?
THAT, was comedy!!!
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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart »

zI think Louie's beard is fake.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Post by thirsty4beer »

Ginger Martini wrote:She looks like Celine Deion.
that can only be bad, and is , in my opinion
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Post by whiskeyprick »

Martini Time wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:
whoa, pretty lady.
What are you, the Nutty Professor?
THAT, was comedy!!!
indeed.

celine dion? maybe if she's a man too.

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