I drink alone because you are all to far away...

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wings of lead
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Post by wings of lead »

Gwynn wrote:Meatball even bites!
meatball?!?!?!?!

so, schmernie, you eat cats, as well as newbies?
i get so goddamm diuretic when i sit here.... my mouth just never stops.
-winnebago man
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Gwynn
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Post by Gwynn »

Meatball is just a nic name, since the cat in question is rather round. :wink:
Can't keep a good Bunnie down!
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Post by ***** »

Hahaha, hilarious story Schmernoff! Read me more, read me more!
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It was the morning before drunkeness. And all the mice where gone cause Cheetah killed them or at least scared the shit out of them. The Cheetah, alias Meetball pounced at me from her domain of my coffee table. Ha! I excaped with just a few threads from my dress. Stumbled hit my leg on that dam love seat with wood sides and now have again, yet again bruises. I fell on the love seat and did not arise till morning. No really it was afternoon. The love seat treated me so sweeter than the cold floor.
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Grace O'Malley
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Post by Grace O'Malley »

I wish I had some cheeto's right now.
Mayhem is everywhere.
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Post by xxx »

If one could watch I am sure it would be amussing.
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