Not sure it qualifies as a true 86'd but, the owner of the bar said it was time for me to leave. I think again a little jealousy cause I didn't go out and have a smoke with him or give the blow job.
Then it is said after I fell out of the truck and crawled to my door refusing to let my friend find the key for me to get in, I went to the bath room and before getting my pants up fell in the bath tub.
Then I guess after braking yet another glass I crawled my way into bed. I think the shoulder will heal and the bruises on my back should be gone in a week.
I am now going to have a nap on my love seat before I have to have a life because, it is the season for hunting for me. So beware. :twisted:
All the owner ask since you are so young is you bring proper ID to prove your over 21. Keys will be handed over on entering and a taxi or one of the locals will get us home. Then he comenced to get as drunk as me and I was told it was time for me to leave.
Schmerny, you have too much fun. that's about all I can say. It does sound like you need a momma looking out for you, but I'm in Orygon.
Just be careful out there, hon.
Ginger Martini wrote:Schmerny, you have too much fun. that's about all I can say. It does sound like you need a momma looking out for you, but I'm in Orygon.
Just be careful out there, hon.
Is this a proposal? Will the man allow such things momma?
Man I am starting to feel the pain from the bathroom tub fall. I feal like somone ran my back over with a John Deere tracktor, slammed my tail bone with a hammer and then pushed me with 300 pound wieghts across the wooden floor and now knees and elbow elbows look like I was f*cking on carpet.
<Man I am starting to feel the pain from the bathroom tub fall. I feal like somone ran my back over with a John Deere tracktor, slammed my tail bone with a hammer and then pushed me with 300 pound wieghts across the wooden floor and now knees and elbow elbows look like I was f*cking on carpet.>
You see? It coulda been a lot more serious. You need to be careful. Booze is talking rihgt now, but so is the motheringness.
Don't worry Momma huntin season is upon me and I am winding down after tonight till Rowdy and Gwynn arrive. Thanks for being nice and caring. But I have been ran over by worse than John Deere.
