its true that this is a story and this story is true
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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A good yarn. I wish that my life was a fraction of as exciting as this story. Except for the will y falling off part.
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Great story. Kicked ass and got laid.
And that, my friends, is why I am a Van Halen fan. We are happy drunks. On the other hand, if I were to be able to bang a groupie next to Eddie's tour bus, I might risk . . . no, I wouldn't. I am almost enough of a wimp to be a Brian Adams fan.
And that, my friends, is why I am a Van Halen fan. We are happy drunks. On the other hand, if I were to be able to bang a groupie next to Eddie's tour bus, I might risk . . . no, I wouldn't. I am almost enough of a wimp to be a Brian Adams fan.
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Ministry kicks ass and the story was a good read too.
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That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Jesus DPAW, excellent story. I am so not the violent person (even on mushrooms), but felt like I wanted to be violent reading your story. nice.
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Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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The scuttlebut around these parts is that Al is a complete tool. In fact, I think one of the reasons he moved to Tejas was to get away from here? I'm talking about vague recollections of rumors I've heard; I've never met the man so cannot state an opinion either way.peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
Ministry wrote an alternate fight song for the Blackhawks this year. Listen here: http://www.myspace.com/chicagoblackhawksmusic.
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I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.
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Yeah, they were the Hillbilly-something-or-others. I believe they did one gig (Soupy Sales' youngest son, Hunt, was on drums) -- it was reportedly a disaster. I was supposed to play piano but was (surprise!) on the nod.Sonic Screwball wrote:I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Right. My buddy Crazy Jim went to it. He said it was really, really bad.peetie44 wrote:Yeah, they were the Hillbilly-something-or-others. I believe thet did one gig -- it was reportedly a disaster.Sonic Screwball wrote:I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!
I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.
I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.
I miss those Butthole Surfers shows from back then.
Cheers and Thanks for the memories even though they are fuzzy and out of focus in my noggin.
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my kinda tale....well done my friend......bravo
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man i love mushrooms
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