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A good yarn. I wish that my life was a fraction of as exciting as this story. Except for the will y falling off part.
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Great story. Kicked ass and got laid.

And that, my friends, is why I am a Van Halen fan. We are happy drunks. On the other hand, if I were to be able to bang a groupie next to Eddie's tour bus, I might risk . . . no, I wouldn't. I am almost enough of a wimp to be a Brian Adams fan.

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Ministry kicks ass and the story was a good read too.
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The DPAW legend grows.

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That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!

I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.

I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
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Jesus DPAW, excellent story. I am so not the violent person (even on mushrooms), but felt like I wanted to be violent reading your story. nice.
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peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!

I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.

I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
The scuttlebut around these parts is that Al is a complete tool. In fact, I think one of the reasons he moved to Tejas was to get away from here? I'm talking about vague recollections of rumors I've heard; I've never met the man so cannot state an opinion either way.

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peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!

I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.

I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.

Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.

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Sonic Screwball wrote:
peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!

I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.

I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.

Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.
Yeah, they were the Hillbilly-something-or-others. I believe they did one gig (Soupy Sales' youngest son, Hunt, was on drums) -- it was reportedly a disaster. I was supposed to play piano but was (surprise!) on the nod.
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peetie44 wrote:
Sonic Screwball wrote:
peetie44 wrote:That like living a Grimm's Fairy Tale -- good story!

I used to get high (crack/heroin) with Ministry main-man, Al Jorgenson, before he got busted, at his compound in Marble Falls, down in Texas back in the '90s. Me and Preston Hubbard (former Fab T-birds bassman) and Gibby Haynes (Butt Hole Surfers) used to hang and jam with Al.

I SUPPOSE they were some of the good old days...?
I remember when he lived out here. Did he start a country side band during that time? Can't remember the name.

Those were Weird Times in the Hill Country indeed.
Yeah, they were the Hillbilly-something-or-others. I believe thet did one gig -- it was reportedly a disaster.
Right. My buddy Crazy Jim went to it. He said it was really, really bad.

I miss those Butthole Surfers shows from back then.

Cheers and Thanks for the memories even though they are fuzzy and out of focus in my noggin.

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my kinda tale....well done my friend......bravo
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