Funny drinking stories

[Duke Pukem Forever]

"The Rocket, 2500"

Truly, that is a unique name.

[therocket2500]

don't hate now...

[Duke Pukem Forever]

I'm not hating.

I mean, you're "therocket2500".

You're not just a rocket.

You're the rocket.

You're also associated with a large number - 2500.

There is no hating which can occur. Just cowering in fear, as we wait for you to explain the origin of your name.

[CBneedsalongername]

[Cheers mate!]

[ThirstyDrunk]

I should have quite a few funny drinking stories, or so I've been told

[lmr5150]

All of my drinking stories (even the ones I don't remember) are great. I don't need a jackass webmaster to tell me about the greatness that I already lived.

[jackdenial]

All of my drinking stories are great.I don't need a jackass webmaster to tell me about the greatness that I already lived.

[Mayhem]

All of my drinking stories are great.I don't need a jackass webmaster to tell me about the greatness that I already lived.

and then buy software!

[ThirstyDrunk]

...and I can crown me Tarzan King of Mars.