ha, bad luck. i lost a front tooth while drunk... in the grudge match 'face vs taxi windscreen' the latter really used its weight advantage.
i got a rubbish temporary one. on the plus side, it's fun to drop it in people's drinks at parties.
I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
Oh my FUCK, how I've missed you!!!fiyah wrote:el gavacho wrote:Teeth look great! Might want to look into reducing the size of your head, but other than that...
Hah!
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Two words - "Titanium teeth"
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
I knocked out my old roomie's tooth when we were barefist boxing. I gave him a free month's rent.
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I mean, that's clearly the right protocol.
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
I'm actually kind of jealous, I want new teeth. A few of mine are chipped, and I'd rather have something fake and shiny in my mouth than the yellow ivory I harbor.
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Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.
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This seems like a game for me.Mallory Knox wrote:Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.
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I'm going to be smug now, all my teeth have always been perfect
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
You go first Bur!Bur wrote:This seems like a game for me.Mallory Knox wrote:Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.
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I usually face plant when I get super hammered. However, I just look like I got the shit kicked out of my face. Never lost any teeth.
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
Back when I was 17 I lost some teeth in a drinking related accident too. Had some tough time in the beginning, but by now I really prefer the new ones over the old. The speed with which I can bite ice lollies without hurting my teeth is the stuff of legends around here
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I usually try to land ass first.Oggar wrote:What the hell people? When you fall lead with the hard part of your face.
I personally would not want to dent anymore things with my head...
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If I had camera crew with me while I'm drunk and getting around, I could've made mini-series named "Will it bend?" just from the stuff I've fallen face-first to.
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I'm too damn pretty to be smashing my face into shit.
I'll miss you, pallie.