Drunkard Injuries

Remember what happened last night? Good. Now tell the world.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

Post Reply
User avatar
oldsmartskunk
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 918
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:07 am

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oldsmartskunk »

oettinger wrote:Sucked it out and almost choked on it.
Well well well, coming out finally?

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14255
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger »

oldsmartskunk wrote:
oettinger wrote:Sucked it out and almost choked on it.
Well well well, coming out finally?
I knew this comment would happen.
And no, it`s not coming out to this day! I tried my very professional sucking technics to no avail. This sucks. Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! My prolonged sex-chance sucks as much as does my prolonged refill!
Drink!
Image
Image

Palinka (RIP)
Moderator
Posts: 9790
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
Location: In The Liquor Cabinet

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

givemesomepils wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Nicely done, that you found this.

Now, perhaps search for the Judge's thread about the same issue?

(hint: there may be bloody footprints on a ten-foot ceiling above your bed. Eeeee)
lol i have to read this
Ask and ye shall receive.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
ImageImage

User avatar
Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Savage »

I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
like tears in rain

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14255
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger »

Savage wrote:I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
Damn I need some grandchildren too if this really works! How much do they charge for the starter-kit?
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
Bur
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2963
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:55 am
Location: Finland

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Bur »

Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

Nobody has any idea where I got these from.

User avatar
shawnonious
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 577
Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:01 am
Location: St Cloud, MN

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by shawnonious »

Bur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
To me, when nobody has any idea, it proves it wasn't memorable and I probably tripped and fell or something. booooo
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits

User avatar
shawnonious
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 577
Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:01 am
Location: St Cloud, MN

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by shawnonious »

oettinger wrote:
Savage wrote:I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
Damn I need some grandchildren too if this really works! How much do they charge for the starter-kit?
Two thousand for the ring, ten thousand for an extravagant ceremony, and your balls!
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits

User avatar
AntonArkydivich
Super Drunkard
Super Drunkard
Posts: 196
Joined: Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:06 am

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by AntonArkydivich »

Bur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
Hey, I just celebrated my first one of those! Got a nice long sliver of glass in the ball of my foot, I'm assuming from my disdain of shoes.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
- Josh Ritter

User avatar
Jordo!
Booze Head
Booze Head
Posts: 26
Joined: Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:04 pm
Location: Blank Generation

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by Jordo! »

Weirdly, I'm pretty invincible when drunk.

Or at least I think I am...
Enjoy it. Destroy it.

User avatar
oldsmartskunk
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 918
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:07 am

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oldsmartskunk »

Here's one for you. Got severely wasted, to a point when i passed out while walking. Fell flat, right on my face. You can only imagine how well my face looked after that! Ever seen a zombie movie? I looked a bit like it.

User avatar
Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6537
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by Patchez »

Hammered in Lordly proportions at the campfire at my cabin. We have two fire rings stacked one on top of the other for cooking, then we take the top one off for campfires. Usually we place the upper fire ring out of the way. We'd started drinking early that day, around 8 am at the trout stream so we just flipped the upper one right beside the lower one. We'll remember it's there. What could go wrong. Fast forward about 4 hours and I forget. Did you ever forget? Happened to me. Tripped on the upper fire ring and went face first into the damn thing.

Image

At least I have a nice scar and I can do Halloween this year as Tyrion Lannister.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

givemesomepils
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 508
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:35 pm
Location: Somewhere in texas

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by givemesomepils »

that reminds me of a story my friend told me (he had moved to Oklahoma from here when this happened). so he was out in the woods and everyone is drinking around a fire well he put the whole bottle down, and basically can no longer walk so he is just laying on the ground and rolled over right into the fire. that really must have sucked, and i bet was a fast way to undrunk up.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14255
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger »

^^^ those remember me of the so called "white nights" in St Petersburg, russia. Might be the same time of the year. Way back a russian friend told me about these. Everyone in town gets shitfaced and in the ambulance you find people with axes sticking in their heads etc, because drunk russians love to fight and such...
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14255
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: drinking injuries...

Post by oettinger »

givemesomepils wrote:that reminds me of a story my friend told me (he had moved to Oklahoma from here when this happened). so he was out in the woods and everyone is drinking around a fire well he put the whole bottle down, and basically can no longer walk so he is just laying on the ground and rolled over right into the fire. that really must have sucked, and i bet was a fast way to undrunk up.
It better was.

Hey skunk I also fell asleep once while walking home. Woke up in a ditch down the road. It`s a longer story I surely posted about, I may dig it up sometime.
Drink!
Image
Image

Post Reply