Drunkard Injuries

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Yesterday I was drunk enough to fall head first into a shelf. Passed out on the floor some and woke up with DVDs and broken galss scattered everywhere. Some small wounds on my balding forehead are a nice reminder of this endeavor.
Maybe my drunken innerself knew how much I enjoy fixing stuff. But not on hungover saturdays stupid!
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These are some serious stories here.
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well, I had to take a week off work due to falling down stairs (I remember being near stairs) and spraining my ankle quite severely. Naturally I attempted to keep dancing (there are expectations to be fulfilled) and fell multiple more times. Culminated in my spending a lot of last week in bed. I was back in the same late night bar this weekend, bolstered by hiking boots and dancing on one leg. Adversity breeds creativity
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I wasn't the one that fell, but I was the one who was drunk.

Super Bowl Sunday 4 years ago I was at my buddy's party. I had just done 2 shots of Jameson on top of all the other drinks I had during the day when I got the call. My wife was pregnant and out getting groceries with her sister. She somehow managed to fall UP the porch steps, which started some Braxton-Hicks contractions. It being her first pregnancy she thought the kid was coming so they rushed to the hospital. I got a ride there and because she was crying and I was drunk they took me out of the room several times to ask if I had pushed her down the stairs. She told them not to worry, if I had pushed her down the stairs she would have shot me.
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Little kids are so out of control. That's all they do is fall down. I knocked myself out when I was around 4 or 5.
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Friend got a batch of homemade wine done, I believe he ranks success of the process by how many broken bones he will have after the bender (he broke his arm in the bathroom last time).
Drank an considerable amount of the stuff myself. Woke up with my underwear inside-out from the couch with cut on my back (how what why) at afternoon and everything tastes of the strange dry-strawberry flavor. I had sock on my left leg and just a shoe on the right.

Well, still got half a liter or so of the stuff left, should keep me steady and safe from the shakes.

On to the breach now, known as likely little less eventful work week.

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So a few weeks ago I had a few too many lol..Stumbled into a desk and had a whale of a bruise for days...pretty big one
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Today,

Indoor air quality (IAQ) assessment

Yup, a bit fuzzy, as was I

But me?

Got a loooong slice form a rusty nail.

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I said,

"i have the proper shots at home. I'm proper like that."

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Well, everyone bangs their bare foot on a railing and splits their skin down to the muscle layer requiring heavy bandaging and bleeding control. I'm talking about huge prat falls likely to take anyone's life except for the truly initiated. Anything less is also welcome. Whahoohaa!
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May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol

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speed3914 wrote:May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol
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peetie44 wrote:
speed3914 wrote:May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol
You're gonna fit right in here, speedy.

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peetie44 wrote:
You're gonna fit right in here, speedy.

Hehehe

That's what...


nah, too easy

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I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.

I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.
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