Oh nein. Not more stories about Birdie's teeny DEEK.Ich habe einen Boner wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:53 pmLet a fatty ride me while drunk, now me deek has a biend
Drunkard Injuries
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- Artful Drunktective
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Okole maluna!
Re: Drunkard Injuries
Aha, german:Ich habe einen Boner wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:50 pm
Ich kann mir nur zwei solche Verletzungen vorstellen
Ach, nur zwei du Wichser? Tut die erste nicht schon genug weh. Pass mal auf du Sackgesicht, dein blutiger Hoden ist hier fehl am Platz. Verpiss dich und alle deine dämlichen Missgeburten,
guten Tag
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- oldsmartskunk
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Shoooo, you damn nazis , nobody wants to hear you weird sexploitation stories about your ulalah ding dongs and wiener schnitzels .
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Woke up to a carpet-burned forehead. I think I must have stumbled over my dumbbells to get some water in the middle of the night.
But I really don't know.
But I really don't know.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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i fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
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What a slutoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 3:00 pmi fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
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- Artful Drunktective
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At first glance of reading that, I thought O$$ said she ruined his back seat. Ewwww. And yeah really, he's such a slut.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 5:46 pmWhat a slutoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 3:00 pmi fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
And whose mom was it BTW, O$$?!?
Okole maluna!
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Drunekn morning today, I fell face first into some´bricks. I bloodied the whole place.
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
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Now I now why they call it Temporary Pong, my nose is doomlevel nightmare and guts
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- Artful Drunktective
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Yeah and now everyone thinks I roundhouse kicked him through saloon doors.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries
While walking back to the parking lot.
From a show at at festival park
I fell off the trail and landed 25 feet
Below the walking part.
I rolled down a hill
And hit a concrete
Drain pipe at about 2 feet above
The runoff pond.
Somehow, I made it out
I threw the urban cammo
Shirt in the trash,
Since it was covered in
Grass stains.
Cheers fellow tumblers.
From a show at at festival park
I fell off the trail and landed 25 feet
Below the walking part.
I rolled down a hill
And hit a concrete
Drain pipe at about 2 feet above
The runoff pond.
Somehow, I made it out
I threw the urban cammo
Shirt in the trash,
Since it was covered in
Grass stains.
Cheers fellow tumblers.
Re: Drunkard Injuries
Hey there, machinehead. And welcome to the board.
Your posting style is interesting. I think you'll lend some welcome diversity to the MDM corpus.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.