I woke up this morning with a sprained thumb, major bruises all over my arms and back and possibly a cracked rib. I had no idea what had happened, I remember nothing after the first half of the bottle of gin I had.
Turns out I got into a bit of a scrap with a buddy, I gave him a good shot right in the face. Wish I knew more details. Oops.
Drunkard Injuries
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To all drunks, a cautionary tale.
A wee while ago i was out for a few drinks, not a lot.
When i woke up the next morning i had a black eye and a 6 inch gash down my back. At the time i couldn't remember a thing :roll: but i realised i was taking zyban tablets to stop smoking, the lesson is do not take these tablets. They are evil, and you can't drink, while on them.
SOO drink, smoke and fuck it all :twisted:
A wee while ago i was out for a few drinks, not a lot.
When i woke up the next morning i had a black eye and a 6 inch gash down my back. At the time i couldn't remember a thing :roll: but i realised i was taking zyban tablets to stop smoking, the lesson is do not take these tablets. They are evil, and you can't drink, while on them.
SOO drink, smoke and fuck it all :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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I noticed this post this morning. I thought I should reply.
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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If I have to explain to one more person how to use a semi-colon, I swear that some bar-owner will have a very happy day.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Still typing...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Still typing...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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One of the first (and last) Fraternity parties I went to, choking down a couple of these god awful margaritas they were serving I headed for the beer to get the sappy taste out of my mouth (I was I suppose a bit mangled and I tend to get pushy when drunk) So I'm going down these stairs and I remember it being so crowded. Anyways I fell down that stairs but that didn't stop me from getting my beer (I didn't feel a thing...till the next day) I wake up the next morning and my arse and lower back were like turning purple it was the biggest bruise I think I've ever had. I think I might have broken my cox.
Ah well one down many more to go.
Ah well one down many more to go.
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Yes.Circling over Shannon wrote:... Do you like cruise the modern DRUNKARD chat boards for grammar and spelling errors?...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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