Drunkard Injuries

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May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol

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speed3914 wrote:May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol
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peetie44 wrote:
speed3914 wrote:May have been "overserved" a bit a few weeks ago, and stumbled into my computer desk. A nice 18" long gash down my lower back lol was my reward. Bruises were epic! Never saw anything like them. At least now I have a reference point lol
You're gonna fit right in here, speedy.

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peetie44 wrote:
You're gonna fit right in here, speedy.

Hehehe

That's what...


nah, too easy

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I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.

I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.
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givemesomepils wrote:I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.

I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.


Bamm!!! That's what I'm talking about! Wear that gash with pride! Only a select few of us can lol

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speed3914 wrote:
givemesomepils wrote:I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.

I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.


Bamm!!! That's what I'm talking about! Wear that gash with pride! Only a select few of us can lol
Or that Z on the forehead.

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Other than the Tree Incident, which I am still under oath not to doscuss, the worst injury I've sustained "under the influence" was back in 1993. I was in Iwakuni Japan. I'd had a disappointing attempt at wooing a rather fit Female, had entirely too much Jim Beam, and had just gotten booted from the barracks by the Duty Sargent and a few others.

For some reason, I felt a need to take out my inchoate rage on an inanimate object prior to it reaching it's usually epic proportions. Namely, a blue utility box on the light pole out in front of said barracks.

Now, there is a right way, and a wrong way, to hit certain types of objects... 1/4" steel does not have a right way.

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oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
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givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
That`s the way I feel every time Irma "madame chaos" leaves. Silentio!
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this morning I can't straighten my leg. GOd knows why
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Mr. Viking wrote:this morning I can't straighten my leg. God knows why
i know this all to well that has happened to one of my ankles before on two separate occasion, maybe more; while I was blacked out. could not for the life of me could I recall what happened to cause it.
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After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason. My joints hurt from time to time and I hate it because often you can`t figure out why. A bone brakes, a stomach is upset from bad food but joints just do stupid stuff sometimes
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oettinger wrote:After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason.
ah, i see you've been beating your meat to much.
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givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason.
ah, i see you've been beating your meat to much.

That's nasty

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