Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Bur » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:23 am

Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by brandonman » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:35 am

Bur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
To me, when nobody has any idea, it proves it wasn't memorable and I probably tripped and fell or something. booooo
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by brandonman » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:37 am

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Savage wrote:I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by AntonArkydivich » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:00 am

Bur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.

Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
Hey, I just celebrated my first one of those! Got a nice long sliver of glass in the ball of my foot, I'm assuming from my disdain of shoes.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:55 am

^^^ those remember me of the so called "white nights" in St Petersburg, russia. Might be the same time of the year. Way back a russian friend told me about these. Everyone in town gets shitfaced and in the ambulance you find people with axes sticking in their heads etc, because drunk russians love to fight and such...
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:17 pm

I had some grazing on my left arm. Thought I had fallen, then remember I was wrestling with a team mate so a barmaid could cut his hair. Exposed brick is pretty but not practical
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by brandonman » Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:52 am

Mr. Viking wrote: so a barmaid could cut his hair.
I could be mis reading since I'm awake after only 3 hours of sleep, on my phone, but to me... this demands the story!
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:26 pm

well, I had to take a week off work due to falling down stairs (I remember being near stairs) and spraining my ankle quite severely. Naturally I attempted to keep dancing (there are expectations to be fulfilled) and fell multiple more times. Culminated in my spending a lot of last week in bed. I was back in the same late night bar this weekend, bolstered by hiking boots and dancing on one leg. Adversity breeds creativity
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:38 pm

They that injuries happen ten times more often in your own household. Multiply that with not your own household, but your knee, and multiply again with a crowbar on a drunken monday morning. It hurts. I feel humang again after my first drinks
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:36 am

I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?

Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:06 am

hey guys, its been a while. I've been doing as well as you could expect if you remember me (possibly better depending on your take of me).

anyway down to the point, i ended up getting my foot bitten by fire ants after having to walk to my house recently. This was because the car wasn't able to make it there because of a flash flood (nothing major but you wouldn't want to drive a car through it) anyway fire ants do a fascinating thing when they end up in water. they grasp together in a ball which floats on the top of the water rotating so they can survive. I ended up walking through that.

now a week later i realized i broke a toe two days ago while i was to drunk to notice. well i did notice last night, but i cannot remember when i broke the damn thing
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:10 am

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Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:36 am
I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?

Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
ankle injuries have been the majority of my drunken injuries, well, besides literally falling on my face after mixing booze and pills.

Are you serious about liver failure though? with your drinking habits i would have thought kindling and withdrawals would have been a problem before that.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 09, 2017 5:52 am

givemesomepils wrote:
Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:10 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:36 am
I hurt my ankle two months ago. I can`t remember how I did it. Must have tripped on the curb on the sidewalk. I remember some bloody scratches. Depending on the movement I do I still feel something`s wrong. Should I just say goodbye, nice knowing you and saw the foot off?

Btw is liver failure considered a drunkard injury?
ankle injuries have been the majority of my drunken injuries, well, besides literally falling on my face after mixing booze and pills.

Are you serious about liver failure though? with your drinking habits i would have thought kindling and withdrawals would have been a problem before that.
Hey, your are alive, we thought you either OD'ed or went to jail.
I emailed you a couple of times.
My liver is fine, that was more of a general question. The ancle probably will never heal the right way. Well...
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by givemesomepils » Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pm

Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.

Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.

I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 11, 2017 7:53 pm

givemesomepils wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 6:53 pm
Eh fuck the ankle. I have had a few of those injuries.

Right now im going around on two severly bruised knees a bruised up arm and a healing concussion from last week.

I wasnt drunk when the accident happened though. So. idk if i can legally mention it here.
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