oldsmartskunk wrote:#192 Made best prank ever. There was a big plush teddy bear, so i undressed and hid under it. When a chick came next to it i jumped from my cover and
scared the shit out of her. We had been together for 5years after that!
Five years, call me impressed, next round is on me!
That`s just a lot for a teddybear
Well considering I couldn`t string together a whole year with one life person, a plush animal might be just my thing nowadays.
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
You are allowed to call me what ever you want booz
# 193 watch old comercials while drunk and feel at home again. Alochol comercials were so much better then Fernet Branca Johnny Walker "the day goes, johnny walker arrives" classic around here!
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
mistah willies wrote:I love the cheese, I must confess.
Oh, you would post Orson during his dark days.
The old glorious fat man might appreciate the joke... or he might HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.
Do not mess with the Orson.
He makes for a very large ghost.
This is from personal experience.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Oh, you've been watching your Citizen Kane, haven't you? Stick to Xanadu, especially the snow globe. That shizz is SACK!!!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:
Five years, call me impressed, next round is on me!
After that she left me for a bald Denny De Vito looking Turkish guy... And i found a girl with bigger tits. Balance has been restored!
#194 Open air festival. "Blues night" or something. I didn't care, went there to get drunk (obviously). I don't remember much of the night ,but i woke up in the morning, around 6 am,
still drunk. And what do i see? I am laying in a tent next to a reasonably fat goth chick and unreasonably ugly metalhead who has pissed himself.
#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival. Whelp...the train from Budapest was delayed for 4 hours, leaving me to just hit the bar. After that, buying a couple of bottles of scotch seemed like a good idea. Unfortunately, they didn't last the loooong train ride. So I hit the bar on the train. Imagine my delight when I found an old and dusty bottle of Absinthe behind the completely unoccupied bar (I'd like to think that I left some money but this is where the rolling brownout begins). Suffice it to say that I missed the festival, trashed a hotel room and insulted some Slovak Colonel (leading me to beat a hasty retreat from the country).
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Palinka wrote:#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival....
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
Palinka wrote:#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival....
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
Come on. Share the story!
Someone is taking notes for his next euro trip.
Good to see, be prepared
Now that I started talking, my turn
# 196 went to the zoo while loaded, at some point dropped my rose wine bottle but was not escorted out because one of the potheads we have been there with fell down into some trench after watching the tigers eat meat for an hour. Then we headed to the children`s play area and had some fun on the rope bridge (zoo was closesd by then but we didn`t give a damn fuck)