One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:41 am

It's not like you're godzilla who as we all know produces radioactive stream of puke like stuff. They just cleaned it off and got over it.

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Post by brandonman » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:14 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:It's not like you're godzilla who as we all know produces radioactive stream of puke like stuff. They just cleaned it off and got over it.
We differ, it seems. I'd be out for blood if one of my cloth patio chairs was soaked in puke and reeked of up-chucked whiskey!...

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Post by mikegj1077 » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:49 pm

Worst thing I did was screw up a date. Then fist fights, crashed my wife's car into a neighbor's snow bank, hit my head against the wall trying to get in bed, missing the bed and sleeping on the floor and insulted some people. There are others but I can't remember.

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Post by Dear Booze » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:28 pm

mikegj1077 wrote:Worst thing I did was screw up a date. Then fist fights, crashed my wife's car into a neighbor's snow bank, hit my head against the wall trying to get in bed, missing the bed and sleeping on the floor and insulted some people. There are others but I can't remember.
Come on Mike. Give us the details. What were you drinking? How much were you drinking? Were you on the date or did you screw it up for two other people? If it was two other people, did you know them or were they stranger? DETAILS. WE NEED DETAILS!!!

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Post by Maj » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:24 pm

#233 Now I can get pretty hammered and still walk a straight line but add some marijuana and hash and I get some kind of inner ear thing . . . it's not the liquor. On a guy's weekend a few months ago we were enjoying a late night bonfire when yours truly took a big hit from the bong and decided it would be a good idea to stir the fire with the ole poking stick. While trying to grab the stick I lost my balance and did the old sideways stumble right into the . . . fuckin' lake (I bet you thought I was going to say fire). Fell off the 3 ft. retaining wall into freezing water and onto some nice jagged rocks. Sprained my wrist but that was ok. The boys poured me drinks the rest of the weekend and I just drank one fisted. Good times!
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Post by Dear Booze » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:30 pm

#234: Drove a quad into a cactus. Spent the next 45 minutes pulling those damn razor-sharp thorns out of my body. Good thing I was good and plastered, because it should have been really painful.
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:01 am

re #233
#235 that reminds me of way back in the day I threw a big party at my parents garden in the woods. BBQ on the bonfire and I tried to be the super drunk chef and turn some guests steaks. Of course I managed to push the grate into the fire and one girl was screeming "no, our meat!". She then failed to put the grate back up with her fork.
I just said no problem, I`m drunk, I`m indestructible, grabbed the hot grate and put it in it`s place again.
Resulting in a "handfull" (sic) of nice big blisters on my hand, but I didn`t feel a lick of it.
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:52 am

Damn oetti, that gives word "bad-ass" a whole new meaning! Drunk chef cooked his hand!

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Post by mistah willies » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:10 pm

I thought you said that you had those calluses on your palm from something else?

oett, you should switch hands now and then.

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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:36 pm

mistah willies wrote:I thought you said that you had those calluses on your palm from something else?

oett, you should switch hands now and then.
Making love to an individual with a HANDicap adds character and commands respect.
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Dear Booze wrote:Making love to an individual with a HANDicap adds character and commands respect.
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Post by Mayonnaise » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:06 am

Allegedly (as always, the operative word here), I once blacked out completely one evening and woke up in front of a kindergarten in only my socks and my skivvies. I'd say it was bullshit, except the people who told me would never lie to me, and I feel a vague twinge of horrible recollection twitching at the edge of my memory when thinking about it.

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Post by Dear Booze » Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:26 pm

Mayonnaise wrote:Allegedly (as always, the operative word here), I once blacked out completely one evening and woke up in front of a kindergarten in only my socks and my skivvies. I'd say it was bullshit, except the people who told me would never lie to me, and I feel a vague twinge of horrible recollection twitching at the edge of my memory when thinking about it.
Please, please, please tell me that you are a teacher at that school.
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Post by Mayonnaise » Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:58 pm

Sadly, no. I might have went there back when I was a kid, though - I have no clue where it was, so I might have to ask the people who recounted the story to me. It wouldn't surprise me if I'd managed to hike the five miles between where I was partying and my hometown while blacked-out.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:33 pm

#237 Blame everything on Mel fckn gibson.
Oh shit... its either prision or president
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