One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Maj » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:00 pm

#238 Fell off a wall and fucked up my shin . . . not sure how that resulted in me having no money in my wallet in the morning

#239 Stole a cowboy hat from a Cuban gaucho . . . gave it back to him when he asked me nicely

#240 hooked a 100 plus pound King Mackeral . . . lost it at the boat, BUT NOT BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK! IT WAS THE FUCKIN' GUIDE'S FAULT!
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Post by Maj » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:11 pm

Palinka wrote:
Dear Booze wrote:Making love to an individual with a HANDicap adds character and commands respect.
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Aww shit I get it now . . . Andy Capp was my favorite cartoon as a kid . . . crazy wife beating drunk.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by mistah willies » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:17 pm

Hehehe

Yes, always give the Gaucho his Sombrero back to him when he asks you politely


just guessing here


Never did this


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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:44 am

mistah willies wrote:Hehehe

Yes, always give the Gaucho his Sombrero back to him when he asks you politely


just guessing here


Never did this


Excellent

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100 things you plan to do while drunk: steal a riot cops "sombrero"

#241 fell through a shelf and drunken-luckily (again, as always) missed my eye with the broken glass
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Bur » Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:13 am

#242 evidently passing out in middle of a sentence is a thing that happened yesterday.

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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:51 am

#243 broke a door handle in the toilet. Was trying to break out of it for an hour. Finally door gave in. Along with the frame. My arms and legs are covered in bruises. Due to this unfortunate event i had to miss a skype session.

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Post by hossthomas » Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:32 am

#244 Got invited to my neighbors' house when I was already hammered. Proceeded to drink all of their booze, put a cigarette burn on their couch and keep them up until almost 6 in the morning by loudly slurring personal anecdotes at them. They haven't spoken to me since...
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:48 am

hossthomas wrote:#244 Got invited to my neighbors' house when I was already hammered. Proceeded to drink all of their booze, put a cigarette burn on their couch and keep them up until almost 6 in the morning by loudly slurring personal anecdotes at them. They haven't spoken to me since...
Good one! If they didn't talk to you after that - they deserved it.

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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:03 pm

I broke a porcelain toilet seat in a hostel in Amsterdam. Still to this day I don't know how. I hid it behind the sink.
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:54 pm

Herman wrote:... I hid it behind the sink.
A sound plan like that makes perfect sense. No one will find it there.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by oettinger » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:53 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Herman wrote:... I hid it behind the sink.
A sound plan like that makes perfect sense. No one will find it there.
I wouldn`t fore sure. I would in fact only notice during the act of throwing up on my third bottle of Jenever
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Post by mistah willies » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:17 pm

#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.

She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"

True story.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:47 pm

mistah willies wrote:#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.

She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"

True story.
Some girls are so uptight.

I hope you reminded her that she was "damaged goods" and she should appreciate the attention... and maybe something about her "drinking for two."
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:22 pm

mistah willies wrote:#246 I once sat down next to a chubby girl on a couch at a house party and put my leg on her thigh. I leaned over, looked deeply into her eyes and asked her if I could get her a drink.

She said, "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"

True story.
A real man always takes pregnant woman for chubby. A fine deed old chap. You did miss a perfect come back one liner: "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
"Imagine what my penis will do him. Probably rob him of his virginity before birth"

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by mistah willies » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:01 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote: A real man always takes pregnant woman for chubby. A fine deed old chap. You did miss a perfect come back one liner: "Get your leg off me! Your knee is hurting my baby!"
"Imagine what my penis will do him. Probably rob him of his virginity before birth"

#247 Got nose pregnant from nose rum while reading that. That's messed up imagery there dude.


Wouldn't have it any other way

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