One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:38 am

112. While exiting a taxi cab in San Francisco, I found a credit card that an earlier customer must have accidentally dropped on the floor of the cab. I used it to buy drinks for the rest of the night.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by mistah willies » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:54 pm

Negromancer wrote:110. Brought a hedgehog back to my place. And that's not a ephemism in case you're curious.
HA!


What the hell? That's a tale that I'd read. What happened after?


113. OK. I'll be the first to admit to doing this, and fuc

I mean, maybe you haven't gotten drunk enough. But, not a proud Drunkard, here, in this:

Found myself using the bed-side table as a urinal.


Hey, don't look at me that way. It was one of those dreams where you keep looking for a place to let go, and then the house was on fire and I had to put it out, and then awoke standing up



...and then I had some bright lights and 'splaining to do for the missus and Drunkard cleaniing which is never good to have to do



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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:20 am

#114

Drank plenty in Anaheim, CA, then went into Disney Land. I ended up on the Pinocchio ride. I exit the ride's transport car and ran around inside the building stealing several of the smaller props.
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:03 pm

#115 Fell off a balcony (one storey up) whilst taking a leak, was so drunk that I managed to avoid major injury. Even better, didn't spill my drink.
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Wolfcoat » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:53 pm

#116 Pissed on a car outside a White Castle in Indianapolis, took a closer look at it while zipping up - It was a black and white.
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Cnd_Caveman » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:28 pm

#117 Make a tutorial video on how to shotgun from a bottle, and wake up to finding out that I've already edited it( on sowftware I just started to learn) and uploaded it to my You tube channel.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:34 pm

Awoken bloody (usually mine).
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:56 am

Cnd_Caveman wrote:#117 Make a tutorial video on how to shotgun from a bottle, and wake up to finding out that I've already edited it( on sowftware I just started to learn) and uploaded it to my You tube channel.
Hey! I've done that, man. Or, well similar anyway.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:16 pm

#118 Fucked a friends girl (he is an idiot) twice. Other asshole friend invented a totally different story that I fucked her before, not knowing that I really did. Guy went berserk and confronted me furiously. Told him with a straight face he should stop listening to that false asshat, all lies haha. Am still laughing, will bang her sometime again
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Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:23 pm

#119 broke into parents home, thought keys were lost. Next day the very worried neighbours called because of the broken windows. Keys were found right in front of doorstep (awesome night, reeks of a drinking story, if I ever get my ass up to type it)
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Marin_09 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:18 pm

Nice post!

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:15 pm

Marin_09 wrote:Nice post!
Don`t encourage me

anyway
#120 Drunken latenite snack, forgot to pay (take cash first stupid restaurant owners, gosh). When angrily confronted by owner, caved in and paid my fatty, salty gyros. Stlll felt like being ripped off
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Jollyroger1210 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:33 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
5. Created a private pub-crawl in San Francisco by figuring out what the theme for the bar was and drinking the booze most closely-related to the theme.
Do people not do this at every bar they go to?
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by Resident Asshole » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:00 pm

Arm wrestled a French solider whilst watching hockey and shooting fireworks at children at the behest of their father. The soldier was Boozy, fyi.
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:30 am

Drank some more.

Hell what a breathtaking plan! I might do that right now
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