One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:27 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:#192 Made best prank ever. There was a big plush teddy bear, so i undressed and hid under it. When a chick came next to it i jumped from my cover and
scared the shit out of her. We had been together for 5years after that!
Five years, call me impressed, next round is on me!

That`s just a lot for a teddybear

Well considering I couldn`t string together a whole year with one life person, a plush animal might be just my thing nowadays.
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by booznik » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:35 pm

oettinger wrote:Well considering I couldn`t string together a whole year with one life person, a plush animal might be just my thing nowadays.
They hate you because you're beautiful.

That was a joke, I didn't mean to imply you're girly.

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oettinger » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:44 pm

booznik wrote:
oettinger wrote:Well considering I couldn`t string together a whole year with one life person, a plush animal might be just my thing nowadays.
They hate you because you're beautiful.

That was a joke, I didn't mean to imply you're girly.

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# 193 watch old comercials while drunk and feel at home again. Alochol comercials were so much better then Fernet Branca
Johnny Walker "the day goes, johnny walker arrives" classic around here!
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Post by mistah willies » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:50 pm

Hey, I'm pretty too! But don't mind me in my MuuMuu.

I love the cheese, I must confess.

I will exercise


my right to drink!

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Post by booznik » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:52 pm

Old German booze commercials, that shizz is SACK!

Over the sea to Skye!
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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by booznik » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:55 pm

mistah willies wrote:I love the cheese, I must confess.
Oh, you would post Orson during his dark days.

The old glorious fat man might appreciate the joke... or he might HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.

Do not mess with the Orson.

He makes for a very large ghost.

This is from personal experience.
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Post by mistah willies » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:57 pm

booznik wrote:
Oh, you would post Orson during his dark days.

The old glorious fat man might appreciate the joke... or he might HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.

Do not mess with the Orson.

He makes for a very large ghost.

This is from personal experience.



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Post by oettinger » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:58 pm

mistah willies wrote:Hey, I'm pretty too! But don't mind me in my MuuMuu.

I love the cheese, I must confess.

I will exercise


my right to drink!
whats holding him upright? The hook of a towtruck it looks...

edit nvm. see above
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mistah willies wrote: Image
Oh, you've been watching your Citizen Kane, haven't you? Stick to Xanadu, especially the snow globe. That shizz is SACK!!!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:20 am

oettinger wrote: Five years, call me impressed, next round is on me!
After that she left me for a bald Denny De Vito looking Turkish guy... And i found a girl with bigger tits. Balance has been restored!

#194 Open air festival. "Blues night" or something. I didn't care, went there to get drunk (obviously). I don't remember much of the night ,but i woke up in the morning, around 6 am,
still drunk. And what do i see? I am laying in a tent next to a reasonably fat goth chick and unreasonably ugly metalhead who has pissed himself.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:06 pm

#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival. Whelp...the train from Budapest was delayed for 4 hours, leaving me to just hit the bar. After that, buying a couple of bottles of scotch seemed like a good idea. Unfortunately, they didn't last the loooong train ride. So I hit the bar on the train. Imagine my delight when I found an old and dusty bottle of Absinthe behind the completely unoccupied bar (I'd like to think that I left some money but this is where the rolling brownout begins). Suffice it to say that I missed the festival, trashed a hotel room and insulted some Slovak Colonel (leading me to beat a hasty retreat from the country).
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
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Post by Dear Booze » Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:21 pm

Palinka wrote:#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival....
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
Come on. Share the story!
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Post by oettinger » Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:33 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Palinka wrote:#195 Back when I used to occasionally receive payment for writing, I was sent to Slovakia (that's how long ago it was) to cover a Blues Festival....
I handed in a completely made-up story and an even more fictitious expenses bill. I would put a link in to the story but I'm still afraid that the commissioning news agency might ask for their money back.
So, kind of banned from a Country and afraid of being prosecuted for fraud. My finest hour (not).
Come on. Share the story!
Someone is taking notes for his next euro trip.
Good to see, be prepared

Now that I started talking, my turn

# 196 went to the zoo while loaded, at some point dropped my rose wine bottle but was not escorted out because one of the potheads we have been there with fell down into some trench after watching the tigers eat meat for an hour. Then we headed to the children`s play area and had some fun on the rope bridge (zoo was closesd by then but we didn`t give a damn fuck)
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:41 am

#197 Just had sex with my friends ex-girlfriend. That doesn't make me an asshole, right? He is sleeping in the same room though.

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Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:07 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:#197 Just had sex with my friends ex-girlfriend. That doesn't make me an asshole, right? He is sleeping in the same room though.

Same room?

Nope.

Same bed?

Well, kinda.

Let a fellow sleep peaceful-like, ya know.

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