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This post about falling through a table from our dear drunk Mr. Viking (you are alright, aren`t you) brought back memories of me alomst braking the coffee table more than once.
I don`t exactly know which material was used while putting this indistructable thing together, but it surely got the stamp: Drunkard Proof. Throw saggy body on us, we resist!
The beating that thing has taken is beyond any imagination. Wrestling with the russian buddy we both fell over it`s fine glass decor. Beer, cigarette butts (learned a new word, big thx to BF) and lifeless bodys all over the place but it did hold up.
Some scratches here and there, but still good to sip spilled drink from it`s surface.
The nightmarish occasion happened during some christmas-new years eve bender. Loading it up for days we heated up some rum with wine and got that drunk even santa was turning around crying for help.
While the russian was again glued to the toilet, I tried to get up and take a leak myself.
The following is reported from the russian`s point of hearing:
Hey bud, coming ova need ta pee.
Silence
Kabooooommmmm
Oooooohhhhhhh noooooooo, fuck shit fuuuuuck noooo noooo noooo
Bring some towels quick!
Quick! Stop shitting, towels!
What happened was I stumbled upwards trying not to hit the table, thus forcing my whole weight and momentum towards the flatscreen TV. In what seemed to be eternity I managed to get my senses together and steer this wrecking ball away from the TV. Side effect? My uncontrolled freighttrain of a body was now headed right onto the table.
Sudden thoughts: Shit, no, shit, brain, head to far left please, incoming impact!
Down I go, and with me the table. Instead of hitting it up full front, I managed to fall to it`s corner and tipping it completely over. Beers and a half full pot of rum and wine with lots of sugar in it became my new carpet that exquisite moment.
TV was ok, table was ok, we had enough booze still, ground was like glue for months though!
Falling through tables
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Falling through tables
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Re: Falling through tables
Perhaps one day, a new line extension of MDM merchandise there...oettinger wrote:...but it surely got the stamp: Drunkard Proof...
For reference, the original table falling incident.
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Re: Falling through tables
of course I am alright. I simply have to assert my dominance over the table at semi regular intervals
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Re: Falling through tables
Mr. Viking wrote:of course I am alright. I simply have to assert my dominance over the table at semi regular intervals
Avoid the sharp corners. They can cause injuries. Throw them about if they misbehave.
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might take my new circular saw and make them all round just for feared. Possibly better done undrunk. New saw has a blade that could cut my leg clean in two with one pass. It's my favourite toy now. The nail gun will have to learn it's placemistah willies wrote:Avoid the sharp corners. They can cause injuries. Throw them about if they misbehave.
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And chairs y'all, don't take shit from no chairs.Mr. Viking wrote:might take my new circular saw and make them all round just for feared. Possibly better done undrunk. New saw has a blade that could cut my leg clean in two with one pass. It's my favourite toy now. The nail gun will have to learn it's placemistah willies wrote:Avoid the sharp corners. They can cause injuries. Throw them about if they misbehave.
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Re: Falling through tables
Now that's what I'm talkin about!Judge wrote: And chairs y'all, don't take shit from no chairs.
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