Without the MDM board I...

[oettinger]

- would be president by now

- would`ve commited suicide

- would`ve never met Viking n Willies (Big loss)

- nothing at all, still be drunk

- never upped my liver tolerance level from average to cool

. got married and had children that hate me more than I hate them

- lived of cat-food living in a dumpster with my best friend being a dead rat

- never knew skype was avaiable at said dumpster

[AntonArkydivich]

- would have thought I'm the only person as willfully fucked in the head as I happen to be.

[oettinger]

- would spent more time with my women and my loved one`s, tiny whiskey, vodka goes to school already, tequila became a grown up drink himself (he doesn`t need any nanny mixers anymore), gin ran away one day. Beer n wine are still sucking underproof milk but they also will come around

[Patchez]

would not be able to easily justify sitting at the computer in my under britches getting toasted.

[oldsmartskunk]

would be jerking off and drinking alone. Annnnndd that came out really wrong... In a good way!

[Mr. Viking]

I'd probably have got a dog by now and it would hate me

[Badfellow]

...would have been just as drunk, just not as crass or as classy... "crassy"?

[mistah willies]

Without this Modern Drunkard Magazine board I ...

Would have found each of you and stolen your booze anyway.

Mind, you, do not sleep. Keep one eye open and one bottle closed.


...Yeah right.

Hey. Cheers to you bunch of miscreants and MDMers.



DRINK!



Famned Damily.




.

[Mr. Viking]

would like to imagine I was thin. I would also own a Maerati 5000GT

[Mr. Viking]

three obedient dogs, and a cat that looked to me for fashion tips

[oettinger]

- would have rescued that poor little family out of that burning car wreck. Hey, HEY, do not scream so loud! I`m busy posting asshat, people these days...