FUCKYES CH END

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The Urbane Spaceman
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FUCKYES CH END

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We done here.


I got it, I had it in my hands. Then I said, sorry baby, this never happened before. Then it was gone. I tried to get it back up, but even my boys lost trust. I sold my shit. I sold it a piece at a time, no one noticed. Then, they raised their eyebrows. Shit disappeared. I owed money for many things. Then a few things. Then I sold my ride. That broke my h-


that broke my deal. I found a place. I went back home. I ain’t proud of it. I ain’t prideful of any of it. But I was proud. I went beyond my deal. I bluffed my cut. Never do this too many times. You get one chance. You get ONE chance at a table. Then you gotta step back. You wait. Then you find new players. You find a new table. You try it again. But I lost my game. I had a reputation. You get two of these. The first one is for winning. It grows. The second one is for losing. That one will stick.


No such thing as a lucky run. That’s why the house will give you drinks for free. A good buzz makes you feel like a winner. Separate the two of these. One is for making cash for joy. The other is a smart gamble. You always a winner when you buy a bottle. You win each time.


No snow. Gone. No hail. Gone. No Ice. I never had that. I lost too soon for that. That was a blessing in a smack to the face. Everything gone. Gone!


But I still got me my strawberry hill. Boone’s. Got a dime? Got a quarter so I can call you? You could help a bro out here. I could win it back. I just need a fresh deck, a fresh cut, and I’ll be find. I’ll make you rich. We could go to Mexico and live like champs on the white sand. That’s what I am gonna do, muthafucka. Those my plans. We will have a great time.


Trust me.



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^ ^ ^

Friggin Sammy. Hehehe. Cheers bud.
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Urb are you losing your writing powers? This is confusing
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