The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

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The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by The Urbane Spaceman » Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:15 pm

Wanna go for a ride?

It wasn't supposed to go like this. Like the Greasy Dude Epic Titties once wrote: "Shit Happens"

A stranger in a familiar land, yes indeed. But the colors weakend. They lost vibrancy. They were supposed to be much brighter. I would plant my seed in that lovely sweet earthy humus, and witness growth.

But now I'm left with hummus and pita. Such is the way of the Modern Drunkard.

Shit happens.

There are two principles, and those are these:

1. Always mind your leather.

2. Always DRINK.

Anything less is giving up to them bastards, them dastardly DRYs.


When go for a ride?


Perhaps you will.

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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:30 pm

Hey Urb. It's been a while. Yes, take us for a ride.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by The Urbane Spaceman » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:35 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:30 pm
Hey Urb. It's been a while. Yes, take us for a ride.
As you wish, mistah D. B -ill

I'm ready for my close up.

very soon

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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by scream ale » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:49 pm

I could use a ride to the store if you're going that way.
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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by oettinger » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:37 am

Don`t close. A 24/69 buisiness can`t be closed
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:54 pm

These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.

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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:39 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:54 pm
These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.
Horrible!1!

Get your four dollars back!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

Post by mistah willies » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:09 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:39 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:54 pm
These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.
Horrible!1!

Get your four dollars back!
What the hell is this? I thought the space freak was dead?
The hooker, I meant

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