The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:30 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pm
Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
What ballad?!

You sit in the corner n keep drinkin T
Your slip is showing.
Take a whiff of my pantleg, baby.

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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:43 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:30 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pm
Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
What ballad?!

You sit in the corner n keep drinkin T
Your slip is showing.
That was the whole idea when I stole it
That post gets an F
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Re: The Night i kicked The Giant's Ass

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:17 pm
Sorry all, I think it was the Ballad that drew him back.
Yup. Clean fun always attracts dirt.


Now c'mon folks...

Some of youse miss the stripper chick form Florida.

Now we got this new one. Have fun with it a little bit.
It's someone who probably thinks that the place could use some clean hate-doilies, a nice goose-neck on the banister for a hemp rope noose, and perhaps some fragile tiny teacups for vitriol 30 weight.

Now don't get to close to it nor peer into its eyes, lest you become infected with it's mild, copied and pasted hate word triggers.


Play with it!

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Re: The Night MD's kicked the Troll's Ass

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^ ^ ^ R.I.P. again:

buzzkill (buzzsaw)
buzzkill_the Retarded (buzzsaw the Revival)
Thirsty Turdy
One for the Troll (One for the Bird)
Floppy my Dickster (Hoppy the Hopster)
I taint Me (It ain't Me)
WiggerWithTheCigar
Cigar with the Chigger
Sex Unforeseen (Sex Machine)
Fuckstick on Flintstones Vitamins (Fucker on Roids)
Ich habe einen kleinen Schwanz *I have a small penis* (Ich habe einen Boner)

You will be missed like raging cases of hangovers, herpes, and hemorrhoids.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: The Night MD's kicked the Troll's Ass

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:29 am
^ ^ ^ R.I.P. again:


Ich habe einen kleinen Schwanz *I have a small penis* (Ich habe einen Boner)

You will be missed like raging cases of hangovers, herpes, and hemorrhoids.
I was like "Hey fellow german, oh no shit it`s him... fuck off then"
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Re: The Night MD's kicked the Troll's Ass

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:29 am
^ ^ ^ R.I.P. again:

buzzkill (buzzsaw)
buzzkill_the Retarded (buzzsaw the Revival)
Thirsty Turdy
One for the Troll (One for the Bird)
Floppy my Dickster (Hoppy the Hopster)
I taint Me (It ain't Me)
WiggerWithTheCigar
Cigar with the Chigger
Sex Unforeseen (Sex Machine)
Fuckstick on Flintstones Vitamins (Fucker on Roids)
Ich habe einen kleinen Schwanz *I have a small penis* (Ich habe einen Boner)

You will be missed like raging cases of hangovers, herpes, and hemorrhoids.
Jesus, seriously? He went that hard?!
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Re: The Night MD's kicked the Troll's Ass

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:58 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:29 am
^ ^ ^ R.I.P. again:

buzzkill (buzzsaw)
buzzkill_the Retarded (buzzsaw the Revival)
Thirsty Turdy
One for the Troll (One for the Bird)
Floppy my Dickster (Hoppy the Hopster)
I taint Me (It ain't Me)
WiggerWithTheCigar
Cigar with the Chigger
Sex Unforeseen (Sex Machine)
Fuckstick on Flintstones Vitamins (Fucker on Roids)
Ich habe einen kleinen Schwanz *I have a small penis* (Ich habe einen Boner)

You will be missed like raging cases of hangovers, herpes, and hemorrhoids.
Jesus, seriously? He went that hard?!
Try and understand, he probably had a cabbage for a head
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Re: The Night MD's kicked the Troll's Ass

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^ ^ ^ HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! He totally would always roll in like that all awkward, unpleasant, and unwelcoming. And he most DEFINITELY brought his own chair. I would have been the one that called him on his junk size.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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