The Dive Bar Debate

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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by benitobeast69 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:54 pm

I feel like my local pub would constitute a dive.... it is small and dark, they have xmas decorations that stay up all year round as well as a load of bullshit weird ornaments...like a huge fake Venus fly trap on top of the jukebox that hasn't been updated in years. it doesn't even work anymore as most of the coins it was tuned to take are no longer in circulation. The landlord will blast you a load of credits on though if you are buying beer. prices are at least a quid cheaper than anywhere else in the area ..and half the price of the city. the toilets are fucking rank and have old porn pullouts plastered all over the walls. they have a stuffed dog that some of the regulars pet...speaking of regulars the place is pretty much 99% regulars..i moved into the area 8 months ago and by now i'm considered part of the group but still a newbie of sorts.. they have a meat raffle every Friday..i bought a packet of nuts from there the other week for the first time..they were out of date...I didn't mention it I just ate them...I feel like I would have been called out as a sissy if i'd of mentioned it...they have a pool table with no white ball..however they have an extra black ball that someone has scratched the word white into with a knife...when I asked one of the regulars what they were doing for xmas he told me he has xmas dinner at the pub. they don't serve food and are only open till 3pm on xmas day but at 3 they kick everyone out bar the regulars and everyone breaks out a dish of something and they all took in and party all day in a lock in, my asperation in life is to get in there enough over the next 11 months that I get an ivite for Christmas day dinner 2019...on of my buddies who is pussy whipped is not allowed to go there off his wife as she considers it too rough. my mrs won't go. best of all I can go in on my own and now I've been a good few times I can always see plenty of familiar faces and strike up some great conversations with interesting guys who I wouldn't usually meet. the old boy I was chatting to at the bar this lunch time over shots of whiskey was 92..he had fought in ww2...he's still drinking away at the new inn.
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:47 pm

Wow that sounds fucking great. Don`t fuck that up benito! You might`ve found home.

"Lock in" bars are the best, my dive did it too. By law they had to close for one hour. I was allowed to stay and drink more. Usually between 6 or 7 in the morning
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by benitobeast69 » Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:52 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:47 pm
Wow that sounds fucking great. Don`t fuck that up benito! You might`ve found home.

"Lock in" bars are the best, my dive did it too. By law they had to close for one hour. I was allowed to stay and drink more. Usually between 6 or 7 in the morning
used to have a sweet deal with constant lock ins at a boozer near my old house when my buddy was fucking the landlady. unfortunately the fucking stopped and so did the lock ins and free drinks.....I personally thought it was selfish of him to fucking her...should have taken one for the team.
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by Hugh » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:54 am

Whoa! There's a word for that? Lock in? Some years ago my friends and I were late night regulars at a dive bar. One night when the owner was tending bar he let us stay there until 4 AM. It was kind of awkward, i had never been in that situation before, but I just kept buying my drinks and sitting there, waiting for someone else to take charge and tell us when to leave.

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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:54 am

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...It was kind of awkward, i had never been in that situation before, but I just kept buying my drinks and sitting there, waiting for someone else to take charge and tell us when to leave.
I've been there too. It IS awkward. On one hand, you get to continue drinking past legal hours. Kind of a forbidden fruit. On the other hand, you can't really let loose and have fun. You kind of feel like you're drinking with your boss. You can't really be yourself.
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by benitobeast69 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:24 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:54 am
Hugh wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:54 am
...It was kind of awkward, i had never been in that situation before, but I just kept buying my drinks and sitting there, waiting for someone else to take charge and tell us when to leave.
I've been there too. It IS awkward. On one hand, you get to continue drinking past legal hours. Kind of a forbidden fruit. On the other hand, you can't really let loose and have fun. You kind of feel like you're drinking with your boss. You can't really be yourself.
hahha yeah...id'd be sat there thinking "don't fuck this up old boy"
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:46 pm

Sometimes at my dive we did it with random strangers. It didn`t feel strange at all, one time someone even got us breakfast
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: The Dive Bar Debate

Post by Lush City » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:21 pm

There is no debate! You know who you are and you know you go to dive bars. So stand up and admit it! Don't forget to tip the bartender.
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