Next thing you know, Last Call means "Last Call."
No more on-the-cuffs.
No more-post-closing partying.
No more Backdoor Special for regulars.
But it gets worse ...
Soon, "Last Call" won't be Last Call ... Last call will be 15 minutes BEFORE Last Call.
"Hey, buddy, we've gotta clean up and shut down, ok?"
OK?
No its not ok!
Where's the humanity?
Where's the heart?
Where's the community?
What was once a street corner or a front steps or a park bench is now a fucking Mall Kiosk.
And you're not a neighbor ...
You're a customer.
And they're just providing you a commodity.
A bar I like changed its name
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coqui_chris
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Re: A bar I like changed its name
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
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Savage
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Re: A bar I like changed its name
Have yourselves a Bring-In-Drink-In. Bring it, and drink it. Hell, offer free beers to folks who would be dropping in. Drink outside, sing drunkard songs (see Poxxy Boggards) and carry on until the fuzzys cart you off. You are the BUZZards, and you have to stand up for your rights.
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peetie44
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Re: A bar I like changed its name
Ooooooh, now...you just simmer down there, little missy.Savage wrote:Have yourselves a Bring-In-Drink-In. Bring it, and drink it. Hell, offer free beers to folks who would be dropping in. Drink outside, sing drunkard songs (see Poxxy Boggards) and carry on until the fuzzys cart you off. You are the BUZZards, and you have to stand up for your rights.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Mr. Viking
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Re: A bar I like changed its name
torch the place, let the fuckers burn
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: A bar I like changed its name
I hear that they are poppin' and xtreme, respectively.peetie44 wrote:Shot Time...what us drunks here really want to know is how are the chicken tenders and stuffed potato skins...?
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