Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

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Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by ReverendJesus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pm

Another Santa-themed bar crawl!

Sure, they're a cliche at this point, and sure, there'll be lots of plebes there who don't know how to drink in Moderation (please note I'm using "moderation" in the Charles H. Baker jr sense of the word), but some of us will just be there for the booze and the guaranteed shenanigans. Grab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!

Note: i'm not the organizer or anything, just a drunkard who'd like to see some SERIOUS drinkers out there, not these milquetoast hipsters and college kids who sniff half a shot of Jägermeister, vomit, and pass the f- out like a 15-year-old.

Tickets are $10 if you get 'em before the 13th, $15 if you get them the day before the event, and $20 if you wait until the big day.

C'mon, drunkards, who's up for a big night‽ ... 1391452217
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