2018 Vegas Trip
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- Casual Binger
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Cheers. I don't have a Facebook or twitter. My wife has facebook, but I doubt she would approve. Maybe I should email it to the Prime Minister. He's very rich. Also, I heard the Koch brothers are philanthropists. Maybe they'll give me some money. Can't hurt to try.
- Casual Binger
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Re: 2018 summer trip
OK, I've sent the following message to the PM. Let's hope it goes viral.
"Hi Malcolm
Nice work running the country. Sorry to hear about all the issues you're having with half the Parliament seemingly not being eligible to sit in it due to dual citizenship. Maybe you should change the Constitution? You could probably reform the Senate while you're about it; as that seems a bit of a shambles. It should probably be proportional.
The reason I'm contacting you today is to ask for you help with my tree-planting project. I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people over there how important it is to plant trees to fight climate change.
Here are the details:
https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project
If you can't donate yourself, maybe you could send it out to your twitter followers? Or, if you could pass it on to Rubert Murdoch and James Packer, that would be a big help.
Cheers
Tim"
"Hi Malcolm
Nice work running the country. Sorry to hear about all the issues you're having with half the Parliament seemingly not being eligible to sit in it due to dual citizenship. Maybe you should change the Constitution? You could probably reform the Senate while you're about it; as that seems a bit of a shambles. It should probably be proportional.
The reason I'm contacting you today is to ask for you help with my tree-planting project. I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people over there how important it is to plant trees to fight climate change.
Here are the details:
https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project
If you can't donate yourself, maybe you could send it out to your twitter followers? Or, if you could pass it on to Rubert Murdoch and James Packer, that would be a big help.
Cheers
Tim"
- Casual Binger
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Re: 2018 summer trip
I've also contacted Koch Industries:
"Dear Charles
I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people how important it is to plant trees; in case this global warming thing turns out to be true.
Here are the details:
https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project
If you're not able to contribute yourself, perhaps you know some other billionaires who might be willing to help?
Thanks
Tim"
"Dear Charles
I'm trying to raise funds to travel to the US to tell some people how important it is to plant trees; in case this global warming thing turns out to be true.
Here are the details:
https://www.gofundme.com/trillion-trees-project
If you're not able to contribute yourself, perhaps you know some other billionaires who might be willing to help?
Thanks
Tim"
- Casual Binger
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Damn. I just noticed I spelled Rupert Murdoch's name with a b instead of a p. Now he might not take me seriously.
- Dear Booze
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Rupert Poobert, who cares? This is great. Keep at it.Casual Binger wrote: ↑Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:18 pmDamn. I just noticed I spelled Rupert Murdoch's name with a b instead of a p. Now he might not take me seriously.
DRINK!
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Re: 2018 summer trip
I'm in training staying up late and drinking vast quantities. I'm headed for Midnight and I'm still bright eyed and bushy tailed but that could change in a millisecond. Thank God for AM PM minimarts and hotdogs all nite long!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
It looks like you have to use hard copy for the Queen and the Pope. Mark Zuckerberg has an email though. I just copy/pasted my email to Charlie Koch and changed the greeting. I hope they don't mention it to each other at The Met or something.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Bounceback! Turns out Zuckerberg's email isn't [email protected]
- Dear Booze
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Hey motherfuckers, this poor Austraian guy wants to drink with us. supprt him goddammit. if i give him $20, will you? He can pick up the last $1500.... right? Let's get this fucker to vegas...
If he wins at craps, he's got to give his winnings ti us.
I will monitor his shit.
If he wins at craps, he's got to give his winnings ti us.
I will monitor his shit.
DRINK!
Re: 2018 summer trip
I popped in for my 20 bucks. Good luck!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: 2018 summer trip
Try the Bill and Melinda are gay foundation. On your knees, they`ll cum along with a dime, moneyshot
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- Lush City
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Hey, I got a real world problem. I don't own a mobile phone. I will book into the Flamingo and all I ask is a connection with someone there who is networked and will facilitate in this meet up. This should be a no brainer. The last thing any of us needs are problems meeting up after we have come such long distances. Time is precious.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: 2018 summer trip
^ ^ ^ Oett doesn't either. I can help out with this. It appears I will be everybody's ride if need.
Okole maluna!
- Casual Binger
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Re: 2018 summer trip
That's awesome! Thanks Patchez! Hopefully this will start a snowball. I'll write to some Hollywood do-gooders later tonight.
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^ ^ ^ Yes Oett asked if Paypal is accepted. I would be happy to contribute! In exchange, you have to go with me to a male revue in Vegas. :D
Okole maluna!