Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention

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DPAW, what do you mean you have to pay for sex in heaven? I'll stick with Dante's second level. :P
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most bars per square mile-Hoboken, NJ.
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CuteMuttinNY wrote:most bars per square mile-Hoboken, NJ.

....and after ten or twelve drinks, those of us from out of town won't even notice the smell.

Although, I have to say honestly that I can't vote against anyplace that has a Frank Sinatra Museum.

What about Steubenville, Ohio?
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Hoboken doesn't smell, its outside the harbor that does smell. Besides, we can smoke in NJ and NYC is a 15min train ride away.
StuebenvilleOhio? ain't been there yet. However I may go to Omaha-anyone tell me where to go out there?
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as long as the pool has a bar...
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Eugh, Hoboken is too pricey. In this situation I'd prefer a small midwest town - low prices = more drunkening.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:DPAW, what do you mean you have to pay for sex in heaven? I'll stick with Dante's second level. :P
honey, even married men are paying for sex, they just chose the expensive route.
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I'll go wherever you cats are congregating. And I'll drag Generic Jug with me. While Vegas seems to be the choice of choice, I'd like to second the suggestion for Tequila, Jalisco.

I mean. Really. Tequila.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:DPAW, what do you mean you have to pay for sex in heaven? I'll stick with Dante's second level. :P
honey, even married men are paying for sex, they just chose the expensive route.
Indeed. The 5 grand I spent on her ring entitles me to the all-you-can-sex buffet. Compared to living at home with dad forever, I'll shell out the dough.
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fdoosey wrote: Indeed. The 5 grand I spent on her ring entitles me to the all-you-can-sex buffet.
This begs for a Red Lobster joke, but I don't wish to insult you or the fine lady you married. :wink: :P
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
fdoosey wrote: Indeed. The 5 grand I spent on her ring entitles me to the all-you-can-sex buffet.
This begs for a Red Lobster joke, but I don't wish to insult you or the fine lady you married. :wink: :P
Hey, as long as it's all in good fun...shoot. I wouldn't think you'd be intentionally crude to me, especially since I haven't bought your drink yet.

Besides, I may have spent 5 large, but her friends went even crazier. The last one to get hitched has 5 carats of ice on her finger. We've got about 2. And I've got one on mine.
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:lol: Well then, savor your AYCE muff-et.
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good lord frank, why would you by the lady a vegetable, let alone 5?
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MassiveDrunk wrote:good lord frank, why would you by the lady a vegetable, let alone 5?
Because carats are good for the eyes.
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Somewhere the convention got lost. I just joined, but we should have a list of atleast five to vote on. i recommended Hoboken, NJ. It may be pricey, but there are lots of bars and its not far from NYC. Or we could go to Vegas or some small town with cheaper drinks. I will just sit back in White Plains and enjoy my $5 pint glasses of gin and tonic.
I'm still celebrating my birthday. Bring on the booze so i forget i'm older.
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