Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:45 pm

sausage roll mmmm wrote:hows it goin there fellow drunkards i just came accros this site tonight and have to say its a pleasure to talk with like like minded geniuses
so vegas sounds good but not for me as im in ireland hey while im here did anyone ever try aftershave with a mixture as an out of stock experiment? (now i sound desperate but that what im drinking right now!
any stories on that?

welcome sausage roll, the aftershave thing is pretty hardcore. y'know if ya really need a beer, my fridge is always open. no need to waste the good aftershave bud.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:45 pm

Oh, Lucky, how I wish that I could project your fine sensibilities onto those whom choose to meddle with mine.

she fucking hates me, but needs me to hate her, but won't let it lie.
Let's go blow some shit up in the desert.
And drink, and drink some more, and puke off the edge of the Grand Canyon in the morning.

Prehistoric Puking, Publish or Perish.
Did the Dinosaurs Drink?
We could change history!

VEGAS BABY!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:52 pm

sausage roll mmmm wrote:hows it goin there fellow drunkards i just came accros this site tonight and have to say its a pleasure to talk with like like minded geniuses
so vegas sounds good but not for me as im in ireland hey while im here did anyone ever try aftershave with a mixture as an out of stock experiment? (now i sound desperate but that what im drinking right now!
any stories on that?

Gaah! Straining it through bread to filter out some of the chemicals is an old prison trick.

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 7:57 pm

Aftershave might not be so bad, depends on the brand, I guess...

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:00 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote:Aftershave might not be so bad, depends on the brand, I guess...

Bayrum?

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:02 pm

Damn, I'm still stuck in the office, with nothing but a water bottle...and there's a bar just one floor below me...this is torture...pass the aftershave...

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:12 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote:Damn, I'm still stuck in the office, with nothing but a water bottle...and there's a bar just one floor below me...this is torture...pass the aftershave...

Cut a hole in the floor, get a bucket and rope, and lower your order down.

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:17 pm

excellent suggestion my good man, but I am now finished for the day, and by the time this posts, I shall be hunkered down in said bar with a beer and a chilled Patron. (although it's really not a hunkering kind of bar).

Armed&Angry · Post by **Armed&Angry** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:17 pm

I suggest Iowa City, because I live there and I hate to travel. And everybody is invited to my place for shots of whiskey. Of course, if we have another in about three years, I suggest New Hampshire.

*Free State Project 4-Ever*

Forgive me, I'm pretty buzzed. Of course, buzzed isn't as good as hammered, so I return to my beloved bourbon...

bottomsup · Post by **bottomsup** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:41 pm

gotta be Vegas 24/ 7 booze and gambiling...my first drunk post bTW. time for another...

bottomsup · Post by **bottomsup** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:23 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i know a lodge in northern canda that is very nice, fairly inexpensive, so far from people who give a damn its electricity comes from a generator by the dock and the owner is an old man that is one fine drunk that makes his own hooch and would not allow people to go to sleep undrunk.
or new awlins sounds fine.

this works for me...however I could do that sort of thing evry day but i have never been to Vegasssss...

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:53 pm

Other then due to obvious prejudice, I nominate old Milwaukee. It's central, it's inexpensive, I live here, and it's Milwaukee for crying out loud. :)

I'm glad to hear that such a thing is being planned and will attend no matter where it is.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:06 pm

I have to put a vote in for Prague. Not just because it is close to me but because it is a party town and damned cheap. However, I am guessing my North American brothers and sisters will have the day through sheer weight of numbers.
If it is to be a North American setting then I suggest: Montreal, New Orleans, New York, Baltimore (don't ask why) or Las Vegas, in that order.
I hope that I can make it. Be sure that I will try my damnedest to be there.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:14 pm

I would love Prague as well. I didn't get there when I was in Europe, and I really wanted to. I like the other cities mentioned as well, other then how expensive they are. The more you spend on a hotel room, the less there is for proper boozing. But like I said, I'm going no matter where it is.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:47 pm

While Vegas has definite assets in being the Sin City and the all-night booze thing, I think all of the gambling and pretty lights might distract some. Same goes with New York - although maybe that's just me. Much as I love it, I would be so tempted to go out and get lost...

1. New Orleans
2. Las Vegas
3. New York
4. The European city of choice (I don't feel it's fair for us Americans to hog the locations, although I'm sure I'd be unable to go unless it was in North America)