greygoose1 wrote:
it'd be the first one in 3 days, cold or otherwise. i swears, as Nikon and possibly the Texas Department of Corrections, will attest that I'ma rip Tejas a new one. You have been warned. Tables should shake in fear as my wrath will be borne whilst I slumber beneath thee. Inanimate objects should contact their local administrator and request a minimum depth of 2" of bubble-wrap enclose your ass. mine will be the cause to inhabit thine gutters, to utilize the overly-endowed wimmins endowments for mere seconds before getting my ass kicked, to sup from your generous tap, to bask in your heat while burning off yesterday's booze and consuming the current day's. austin, you better have a killswitch ready.
You better have bail money and a love for being beaten then tasered.
Yer coming down to the Dirty South, Mr. Yankee. The Federales don't play.
I suggest getting Drunk, buying the locals crap, digging the bands, and Not Starting Any Shit.
You will go to jail, Amigo, and I ain't Bullshitting.
greygoose1 wrote:
it'd be the first one in 3 days, cold or otherwise. i swears, as Nikon and possibly the Texas Department of Corrections, will attest that I'ma rip Tejas a new one. You have been warned. Tables should shake in fear as my wrath will be borne whilst I slumber beneath thee. Inanimate objects should contact their local administrator and request a minimum depth of 2" of bubble-wrap enclose your ass. mine will be the cause to inhabit thine gutters, to utilize the overly-endowed wimmins endowments for mere seconds before getting my ass kicked, to sup from your generous tap, to bask in your heat while burning off yesterday's booze and consuming the current day's. austin, you better have a killswitch ready.
Oh no, he's already at that stage. RUN furniture from Texas, run!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
greygoose1 wrote:
it'd be the first one in 3 days, cold or otherwise. i swears, as Nikon and possibly the Texas Department of Corrections, will attest that I'ma rip Tejas a new one. You have been warned. Tables should shake in fear as my wrath will be borne whilst I slumber beneath thee. Inanimate objects should contact their local administrator and request a minimum depth of 2" of bubble-wrap enclose your ass. mine will be the cause to inhabit thine gutters, to utilize the overly-endowed wimmins endowments for mere seconds before getting my ass kicked, to sup from your generous tap, to bask in your heat while burning off yesterday's booze and consuming the current day's. austin, you better have a killswitch ready.
You better have bail money and a love for being beaten then tasered.
Yer coming down to the Dirty South, Mr. Yankee. The Federales don't play.
I suggest getting Drunk, buying the locals crap, digging the bands, and Not Starting Any Shit.
You will go to jail, Amigo, and I ain't Bullshitting.
You rare no fucking fun.
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
He is posturing for the sake of his, um, reputation on this board. He knows better than to misbehave around me. :)
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Goose has already misbehaved by going behind the bar at the hotel and pouring his own shot because the bar proprietor was absent for a period of time. He's on lockdown!! :) We're headed to Austin in the morning and can't wait!!
"DC is a toilet. And it needs a good flush." ~ Weatherman
Drunkard Chat bot sez: fiyah: i'm picturing wasabi oozing out of her parents, and im at a good pace if you have to do this cheap as fuck. but drunkards need to unite
Mother Ghoul wrote:Goose has already misbehaved by going behind the bar at the hotel and pouring his own shot because the bar proprietor was absent for a period of time. He's on lockdown!! :) We're headed to Austin in the morning and can't wait!!
o.m.g. Goose, dude, seriously, you want to leave Texas ALIVE!
Mother Ghoul wrote:Goose has already misbehaved by going behind the bar at the hotel and pouring his own shot because the bar proprietor was absent for a period of time. He's on lockdown!! :) We're headed to Austin in the morning and can't wait!!
I have no idea what this crazy woman is talking about. wait. oh yeah yeah, that was me. it was maker's mark, and i did tell the barkeep after he got back.
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
Mother Ghoul wrote:Goose has already misbehaved by going behind the bar at the hotel and pouring his own shot because the bar proprietor was absent for a period of time. He's on lockdown!! :) We're headed to Austin in the morning and can't wait!!
o.m.g. Goose, dude, seriously, you want to leave Texas ALIVE!
The question is: will Texas get out of this alive.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
