An Asshat Writes...

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Savage
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Re: An Asshat Writes...

Post by Savage »

I am not planning to die, but if I do ( I mean, IF I DO) I hope you all get totally shitfaced, as my corpus is set afire atop the pacific ocean, just like that old geezer in SOB was. Bagpipes and butterflies would be nice, (oh, and some peacocks) and everyone who shows up gets a piece of really good chocolate cake (not that shit you buy in the stores, and if you dare to use cake mix and canned frosting, I will come back and kill you slowly.) Really slowly,as in you will beg for the sweet oblivion of death. And when you are dead, I won't even upload your demise to YouTube, because an asshole like you deserves to die a lonely and soon-forgotten death.
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I can see what Rooster is saying to a degree. Obviously Drunkard is a lifestyle and thus for the living but it has always been about celebrating the dead. The Drunkard Con died with a whimper and Mayhem's death has reminded us all of the spirit of camaraderie out of which it was born.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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if we can say anything in this thread, i will say this;
i made creton this morning.
now i want me some poutine.
stupid frenchys. they're conspiring to give me coronary artery disease of some sort.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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If you can't raise a drink to the dead, you may as well be dead yourself.
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Badfellow wrote:If you can't raise a drink to the dead, you may as well be dead yourself.
indeed.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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