Exciting Convention News!

[Mother Goose]

Oh, and I suspect we will be driving and may be able to pick up drunkards between IN and Western Mass.

[slushfund]

Since there's been no discussion of an alternate date, I assume we're going with Memorial Day weekend. I will reserve the entire facility for the Drunkards, Friday-Tuesday. I will try to have the pool open by then, but it won't be warm. Sternoboy thinks that the river may pose a danger, but it's not like I can move it away. And he was not enthusiastic about a river expedition to an off-site bar, what with a dam and portage in between. Although that would be going downstream. There IS a large bikerish bar upstream, but that's probably 10 miles away. That is preferable, with no dams, and the coast downstream on the way back. (Not that I have any boats at this time).

[slushfund]

Any sort of public announcement should probably wait until the state renews my liquor license, hopefully by mid-January.

[slushfund]

Any sort of public announcement should probably wait until the state renews my liquor license, hopefully by mid-January.

Whether I have a liquor license or not is irrelevant for the Convention.

You may begin suggesting entertainment: specific drunken bands and novelty acts. I wonder what Dr Dirty is doing then?

[Patchez]

I wonder what Dr Dirty is doing then?

Valby would be perfect if available.

[Surreal]

Slushfund:

You been holding out on us? I contacted the greater Slushville Chamber of Commerce and found out that the recreational activities in your backyard are not-to-be-missed.

Ziplines? Whitewater rafting? Fly fishing? Outdoor grilling areas?

This Convention program in May is just getting better and better.

What's the headcount look like so far?

FKR
Palinka
Oggar
Screwball and Mrs. Screwball
Resident A-hole and Mrs. A-hole
The Geese
Treetop
Patchez and Mrs. Patchez
Prof. Roomie
Space Monkey
NYD
and this guy

who else???????

[NYDingbat]

Wait, I'm in?

Oh right, I'm in charge of the strippers.

And the bacitracin for the pole.

[Patchez]

Fly fishing.... oh hell yes! Trout!

How many days are we thinking of hitting the water for fishing Surreal? One day nonresident license is $15 and 7 day is $35. No 3 day option in NY.

*OK I'm a a dumbass. Not NY. Mass. $23.50 for a three day license.

[slushfund]

Sternoboy and Tispy will attend

Also Cabgirl and ManCaseDay (the fools that hosted the last MA convention)

[l...]

I'm not invited. but it doesn't matter b/c I'm going to get my eyes scaped out of my head in Georgia. I'm thinking sunday.

[slushfund]

I'm not invited. but it doesn't matter b/c I'm going to get my eyes scaped out of my head in Georgia. I'm thinking sunday.

Everyone here is invited.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Everyone here is invited.

Careful what you say.

[NYDingbat]

Oh, and I suspect we will be driving and may be able to pick up drunkards between IN and Western Mass.

I'm more than glad to pick up Drunkards from NY to our divine destination.

[treetop]

i may have three of ours in the truck so far. i'm flying solo so i can fit one or even two more in a pinch. leaving bradley airport area (bdl hartford/springfield) friday afternoon and heading back that way either mid-day sunday or monday. i don't know yet and i'm waiting on potential schedules from my passengers before i set anything in stone.

[Resident Asshole]

SPACE MONKEY!!!!!!!!

If you fly through Detroit and NASA will allow another space monkey in the capsule, PM me and we can book flights from DTW to Slushfundville together. In fact, if anyone is routing through Detroit, PM and let's coordinate as many drunks as possible on the DTW to Slushfundville flight.

We will likely fly out of DTW as well. Also, check your PMs.