Screwball...
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Screwball...
Anybody heard from Screwball? I wonder if he's in trouble agqain. I just got a text from himn that said "Prison is no place for a guy with naturally tight glutes".
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Screwball...
hmm sounds like he`s having a more adventurous life than most of us.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Anybody heard from Screwball? I wonder if he's in trouble agqain. I just got a text from himn that said "Prison is no place for a guy with naturally tight glutes".
And what does "again" mean?
Drink!
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Screwball...
most recent communique:
"I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat."
"I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat."
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Lush City
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Re: Screwball...
Holy shit! You one of them rap artists?ThirstyDrunk wrote:most recent communique:
"I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat."
Screwball, I hardly knew ye...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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- Screwball
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Re: Screwball...
As usual,Thirsty is Drunk outta his goddamn mind.Lush City wrote:Holy shit! You one of them rap artists?ThirstyDrunk wrote:most recent communique:
"I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat."
Screwball, I hardly knew ye...
I have been on call for about 2.5 weeks keeping sinners like ya'll safe from burning down in buildings.
Tomorrow at 8am I'll be free to Drink and Smoke so I'm gonna be Partying like a mofo until Tuesday. (The sad Truth is I'll probably drink 3 beers, couple of shots of Sailor Jerry and a bong hit and then sleep until Tuesday). Peace, Love and Cheers!
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Screwball... youdo you... fuck the sots that tell you how to be a drunkard. Life first, booze second famaliy next anf forum douches's.. basement
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice