Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

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Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by ReverendJesus » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pm

Another Santa-themed bar crawl!

Sure, they're a cliche at this point, and sure, there'll be lots of plebes there who don't know how to drink in Moderation (please note I'm using "moderation" in the Charles H. Baker jr sense of the word), but some of us will just be there for the booze and the guaranteed shenanigans. Grab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!

Note: i'm not the organizer or anything, just a drunkard who'd like to see some SERIOUS drinkers out there, not these milquetoast hipsters and college kids who sniff half a shot of Jägermeister, vomit, and pass the f- out like a 15-year-old.

Tickets are $10 if you get 'em before the 13th, $15 if you get them the day before the event, and $20 if you wait until the big day.

C'mon, drunkards, who's up for a big night‽

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by Nausea » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:22 am

ReverendJesus wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pm
Grab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!
So did you go? Report back, trooper.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by mistah willies » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:24 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:22 am
ReverendJesus wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pm
Grab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!
So did you go? Report back, trooper.
Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?
Sup wid dat?

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by Nausea » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:27 am

mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:24 pm

Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?
Sup wid dat?
He must be busy fixing those Intertronics diskettes.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by scream ale » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:33 pm

The world may never know.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:16 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:27 am
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:24 pm

Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?
Sup wid dat?
He must be busy fixing those Intertronics diskettes.
scream ale wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:33 pm
The world may never know.
Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.

Who's up?

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by Nausea » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:43 am

mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:16 pm

Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.

Who's up?
I'll bring my 62-piece lockpick kit and general sleuthing and forensic abilities (thakns CSI: Las Vegas).

It's for your own good, ReverendJesus. Hide your deviant items -- you know what I mean -- while you still have time.

The TRVTH will be uncovered. It always rears its head in times like these.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by scream ale » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:25 pm

He is a Reverend with the United Church of Bacon apparently. He might just be too busy for the interwebs.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:36 am

^ ^ ^
Wonder if all those churches hold mass in the same chapel at the same time? That's be a lot of running about between various altars. Might drive a man to drink

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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:00 am

Nausea wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:43 am
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:16 pm

Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.

Who's up?
I'll bring my 62-piece lockpick kit and general sleuthing and forensic abilities (thakns CSI: Las Vegas).
What you drunkard gents need is a REAL drunktective's accompaniment. And forget the lock picking...wouldn't it be more fun to swift kick the door in? (Thanks CSI: NY). Or I could bring the battering ram if there is a lot of buttresses and what not.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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