Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium, MD

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You must come over for it.
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I would refuse to leave. Never heard of "double black" JW
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Outstanding report young man!

That Unibroue sticker for the forehead is excellent. You probably drank more different types of good bourbon and beer than most people will discover in their own lives.

I'll be in D.C. for the year, maybe come check out the next one with ya

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Holy hell, man! Fine photo tour!

I'd love to go, but you're probably not getting me out of there without a wheelchair. Maybe we could just tell them I'm Stephen Hawking.
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Badfellow wrote:Holy hell, man! Fine photo tour!

I'd love to go, but you're probably not getting me out of there without a wheelchair. Maybe we could just tell them I'm Stephen Hawking.
Mr. Hawking are you ok?
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What?
Look he can walk again, alcohol cured him aaaaaaand made him throw up while peeing himself... take a seat Mr. Hawking
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http://www.beerandbourbon.com/maryland/show-info

Only $100 bucks for a buy one get on for the first 100 customers. After that the 2 day Grand Poo Bah tickets will be $59 bucks till Nov. 4th.
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Grand Poobah, 2 for 1

Oh hell yes. We gotta wear the MDM fez. Mine's getting a bit worn out from all the suitcase time, and FKR doesn't offer them anymore.

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mistah willies wrote:Grand Poobah, 2 for 1

Oh hell yes. We gotta wear the MDM fez. Mine's getting a bit worn out from all the suitcase time, and FKR doesn't offer them anymore.
And I thought your brain was to fat for it
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mistah willies wrote:Grand Poobah, 2 for 1

Oh hell yes. We gotta wear the MDM fez. Mine's getting a bit worn out from all the suitcase time, and FKR doesn't offer them anymore.
And I thought your brain was to fat for it
Which brain you talkin' about there buddy?

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mistah willies wrote:
oettinger wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Grand Poobah, 2 for 1

Oh hell yes. We gotta wear the MDM fez. Mine's getting a bit worn out from all the suitcase time, and FKR doesn't offer them anymore.
And I thought your brain was to fat for it
Which brain you talkin' about there buddy?
Yours. Mine is even bigger, coming out of my nose
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Oh. Thought you meant the ball sack

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mistah willies wrote:Oh. Thought you meant the ball sack
Imagine a very hard drunk sneeze and suddenly your ball sack is hanging from your nostrils.
New that must hurt.



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oettinger wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Oh. Thought you meant the ball sack
Imagine a very hard drunk sneeze and suddenly your ball sack is hanging from your nostrils.
Ewww that must hurt.
It does, every time. Old man saggy balls. hey, at least they're mine

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This will be epic. I'll shoot you the info on the hotel we all stay at. Raddison just around the corner from the Fairgrounds. Or stay hwere ever.
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All about staggering distance. something like this, I'll spend a couple extra bucks. But not a shitload.

Got your go pro ready?

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