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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:49 pm

"Hey DB, do you inhale those cigars?"

-Oettinger
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:19 am

Taking a shower before you get drunk is like washing a car before you put it in the crusher - unknown, drunkenskype
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:03 pm

"Drink too little, think too much" - Richard M. Nixon
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:30 am

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"His first language was Ebonics".

"I don't turn down a shot except for a flu shot"

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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:29 am

"Let me think what I thought".

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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:35 pm

"That was the night I woke up with a shart in my pants".

(Can't remember what drunkard said it due to drunkenness but probably Oettinger).
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Resident Asshole » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pm

In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Bourbon is my blood.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:43 am

It is very important for my self-esteem that I drink this alone
Some girl in a bar
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Nausea » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:37 pm

Resident Asshole wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pm
In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Unfortunately, barring any mysterious and spontaneous inheritances of wealth, this is true. And what I want is booze.

My sweat and blood are for booze. I left out the "tears" because it takes a lot to make me cry -- like the end of a My Little Pony season.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:03 pm

"Drunken Bronies unite!"

~Some guy on the Modern Drunkard Chat Board
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:30 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:37 pm


Drunken Bronies unite!
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“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:34 pm

"Celebrating an anniversary of whatever" - Mistah Willies
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:50 pm

Money might not buy happieness, but it might buy a lot of drinks
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:21 pm

"There is no failing, unless you stop trying...
to find the next DRINK."

--- oett in today's Skype.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:08 am

"Gene, your couth is becoming fleisch pflug."

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