Drinking Quotes

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:49 pm

"Hey DB, do you inhale those cigars?"

-Oettinger
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:19 am

Taking a shower before you get drunk is like washing a car before you put it in the crusher - unknown, drunkenskype
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Post by ThurstonDrunk » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:03 pm

"Drink too little, think too much" - Richard M. Nixon
Let me explain to you in no uncertain terms that the "cut of my jib" is entirely beyond reproach.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:30 am

Thirsty Drunk-

"His first language was Ebonics".

"I don't turn down a shot except for a flu shot"

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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:29 am

"Let me think what I thought".

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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:35 pm

"That was the night I woke up with a shart in my pants".

(Can't remember what drunkard said it due to drunkenness but probably Oettinger).
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Post by Resident Asshole » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pm

In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Bourbon is my blood.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:43 am

It is very important for my self-esteem that I drink this alone
Some girl in a bar
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Nausea » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:37 pm

Resident Asshole wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pm
In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Unfortunately, barring any mysterious and spontaneous inheritances of wealth, this is true. And what I want is booze.

My sweat and blood are for booze. I left out the "tears" because it takes a lot to make me cry -- like the end of a My Little Pony season.

Drunken Bronies unite!

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