Drinking Quotes

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:41 am

"Wouldn't know. Never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey I cook myself a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep" - Ron Swanson
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by buzzsaw » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:45 pm

"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Wed May 01, 2019 6:02 am

buzzsaw wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:45 pm
"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone
Well that didn't take long

*hiccup*

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 04, 2019 4:13 pm

"Half 10? I've never been up at half 10. What happens?!"

---Bernard Black

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} » Sun May 05, 2019 5:01 pm

buzzsaw wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:45 pm
"I have no yet begun to defile myself" - Tombstone
You are an asshole. Fuck off shitty shitty fuck fuck.
FUCK.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 3:35 am

Happy National Wine Day!

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:08 pm

"Stuff it down with some brown."
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