I have had many laughs this week on board, but there are two that stand out. They were both written by the same poster, Mr. Fdoosey. I give you my choices for best posts of the week:
The first is found in "I'm going to quit drinking and go to AAA" (I think that's how it goes) thread. Note: you have to read the post above it, to get the joke, but I didn't feel like doing all that copying and pasting:
fdoosey said:
I think we should all go to AA meetings and complain about how the tow truck takes two hours to get our car, and how their trip planners have outdated highway information...then say, "Oops, thought this was the AAA meeting. Sorry! Now where's the keg?"
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.
And I would get $$$ for the rights!! I'd give money to DPAW to open up his bar and we could all move there and sit around drinking all day....
You make me feel so special. And not the short bus kind, either.
My nod goes to DPAW for giving us the new rallying cry of
Go fuck yourself, Captain Mike Davis
Brilliant words.
you have no idea how deep my disdain for that man is. i appreciate the support and faith in me seeing as how none of y'all have ever met him. and if you do know him, kick him in the head hello for me.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.
definatley agree. i've lived in the south and i can picture it. your family must be very proud. i know i am.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
UnkleLemmy wrote:Doosey's AAA quote was hilarious. But my vote for best thread of the week is Lucky's "Ice Cream Social Anyone?". That was absolutely hilarious. I can picture every second of it. They should make it into a movie.
definatley agree. i've lived in the south and i can picture it. your family must be very proud. i know i am.
Oh yes, very proud. My mother was here in February. She kept inquiring about the outhouse. "But where does it go?"
DeadPuppiesAndWhores, found in drinkinig stories, Our Friend Dave (I think)
they do the same thing in greece, at least on the island of crete (shithole) and in a couple of places on corfu' (really nice place, ipsos beach is full of british owned pubs on the beach. cheap booze and good times), only when you finish your shot of free tequila, you notice you and your friends are the only guys in there and you are surrounded by some of the ugliest women in all of europe and they are all wearing see thru lingerie. i still shudder that i ever got so drunk that........ well, nevermind. i will always insist it never happened.
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