"I drink the whiskey drink,
I drink the vodka drink.
And if i have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink"
Any other good simpsons booze quotes, such as the wonderful "Not right now, honey, i think daddy's done all the recycling he can in one night"
Homer J Simpson
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I gaurd you while you sleep
or the ever present "alcohol is a wa...Alcohol is MY way of life and I plan on keeping it" actually used that one when i was sent to ADAPT (alcohol drug abuse prevention treatment) its like AA for the military
just rememeber part time Bicycle mechanic part time ACFT mechainc and a full time alcoholic
just rememeber part time Bicycle mechanic part time ACFT mechainc and a full time alcoholic
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"We don't stand for anything, sometimes we can't stand at all"
"We don't stand for anything, sometimes we can't stand at all"
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I always liked his little song
"When I was seventeen,
I had my very first beer.
It was a very good beer,
I bought it with a fake ID.
I was Sam McGee."
"When I was seventeen,
I had my very first beer.
It was a very good beer,
I bought it with a fake ID.
I was Sam McGee."
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
I rememeber that song it was awesome, not as good as the simpsons flintstones parody:
Simpson..Homer Simpson
hes the greates guy in history
from the town of springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
huh? WHA! *BANG* Doh!
sadly that song didnt mention alcohol although had he reached his destination im sure he woudl have grabbed an Icy cold Duff immediately
Simpson..Homer Simpson
hes the greates guy in history
from the town of springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
huh? WHA! *BANG* Doh!
sadly that song didnt mention alcohol although had he reached his destination im sure he woudl have grabbed an Icy cold Duff immediately
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"We don't stand for anything, sometimes we can't stand at all"
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Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Hmmm I think I thought about this a little too hard, now off to the bar
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
Hmmm I think I thought about this a little too hard, now off to the bar
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Helö fellas!
My virgin post on the forum!
*pew*.. virgins.. damn these associations!
ok.. i got one:
Bart: *picking up Homers beercan*
Homer: BART!!.. If you want a beer go get your own..!
*pew*.. virgins.. damn these associations!
ok.. i got one:
Bart: *picking up Homers beercan*
Homer: BART!!.. If you want a beer go get your own..!
Vodka, redbull, gin, tonic, juice, wine, whisky, tequila, bacardi, milk aaand.. put it all in a glas.. close your eyes.. sweep, don't sip..
see you tomorrow!..
see you tomorrow!..