Lenny says:
Alcohol and night-swimming. It's a winning combination.
That line kills me.... Sorry if it's a repost, but I am too drunk and lazy to go through all 7 pages of quotes right now..........
Homer J Simpson
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Homer quotes
Homer(singing to the chumbawumba song): I take a whiskey drink! I take a vodka drink! And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink!!
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not
whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not
whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
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How could we forget
AWWWW only one beer left and it's Barts...
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“I’m a Drunk! I don’t know nothin’ about how I do anything."
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- Barney Grumble
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/141203 ... F8&s=books
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Loudmouth Texan: "Gimme a bottle of Bourbon! I got a new liver and I'm breakin' it in!"
Homer holdind a beer aloft: "Expand my brain learning juce!"
Lisa: Oh I feel so sick.
Homer: It's called a hangover sweetie and it's an unavoidable part of life.
Richard Dean Anderson: People are going yo know I'm missing! There's a liquor store I go to every morning!
Homer: I recently tried this thing called Beer.
Marge: *Gasp* I remember everything! You get drunk all the time!
Homer: Oh, but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
Marge: Of course I do, that's why we're such a great team.
Homer holdind a beer aloft: "Expand my brain learning juce!"
Lisa: Oh I feel so sick.
Homer: It's called a hangover sweetie and it's an unavoidable part of life.
Richard Dean Anderson: People are going yo know I'm missing! There's a liquor store I go to every morning!
Homer: I recently tried this thing called Beer.
Marge: *Gasp* I remember everything! You get drunk all the time!
Homer: Oh, but do you also remember that you're an enabler?
Marge: Of course I do, that's why we're such a great team.
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I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Lenny: So I says to the cop, "No you're driving ubder the influence- of being a jerk!"
Barney: Why would I not *glug glug* remember my own birthday party?
Homer: Oh, I don't wanna walk that far. Anything that takes twelve steps- isn't worth doing!
Barney: Why would I not *glug glug* remember my own birthday party?
Homer: Oh, I don't wanna walk that far. Anything that takes twelve steps- isn't worth doing!
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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homer: "Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you? except at that guy who made sound effects *does sound effects* *laughs* ... where was i? ... oh yeah stay out of my boose!"
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bottom of the bottle's a way of life!
bottom of the bottle's a way of life!