Homer J Simpson

3DrinksAhead · Post by **3DrinksAhead** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 3:00 pm

"I drink the whiskey drink,
I drink the vodka drink.
And if i have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink"

Any other good simpsons booze quotes, such as the wonderful "Not right now, honey, i think daddy's done all the recycling he can in one night"

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:18 pm

There's always the motto: "Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

and Homer's "I'm drunk on love....and beer."

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:19 pm

Or I had forgotten "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just get through this so I can get back to killing you with beer."

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:22 pm

Barney Gumbel: "Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the next case we only have one case left."

Biggles · Post by **Biggles** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:25 pm

or the ever present "alcohol is a wa...Alcohol is MY way of life and I plan on keeping it" actually used that one when i was sent to ADAPT (alcohol drug abuse prevention treatment) its like AA for the military

just rememeber part time Bicycle mechanic part time ACFT mechainc and a full time alcoholic

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:08 pm

I always liked his little song

"When I was seventeen,
I had my very first beer.
It was a very good beer,
I bought it with a fake ID.
I was Sam McGee."

Biggles · Post by **Biggles** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:04 pm

I rememeber that song it was awesome, not as good as the simpsons flintstones parody:
Simpson..Homer Simpson
hes the greates guy in history
from the town of springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
huh? WHA! *BANG* Doh!

sadly that song didnt mention alcohol although had he reached his destination im sure he woudl have grabbed an Icy cold Duff immediately

Drunken Sailor · Post by **Drunken Sailor** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:07 am

"Remember, son, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get!"

evilbreeder · Post by **evilbreeder** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:56 pm

Barney Gumble: "I'm concerned about our beer supply! After this case, and the next case, we only have one case left!"

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:08 am

Heh, my pop got me a homer beer opener for my b-day. Oh, a talking one at that.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:28 pm

I've got that same opener, the one where he has the Beergasm! Best....drinking....toy....ever.

"Beer! Now there's a temporary solution!"

Poodog · Post by **Poodog** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:38 pm

My favorite Homer and Marge exchange:

"but Marge, every time I learn something new I forget something else. Remember when I took that Wine making class and forgot how to drive?"
"You didn't forget, you were drunk!"
"And HOW!"

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:25 pm

"Son, a good beer is like a good woman. It looks nice, it smells nice, and you'd step over your own mother to get one."

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:07 pm

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer: Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Hmmm I think I thought about this a little too hard, now off to the bar

Alko Agne · Post by **Alko Agne** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:50 pm

My virgin post on the forum!

*pew*.. virgins.. damn these associations!

ok.. i got one:

Bart: *picking up Homers beercan*

Homer: BART!!.. If you want a beer go get your own..!

Homer J Simpson

Homer J Simpson

I gaurd you while you sleep

Helö fellas!