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bella
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fdoosey wrote:Bella,

A cap'n Mike Davis avatar?

You're a brave girl. I like that.
Thank you , thank you...
me loves the voddie

LuckyStrikes
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Good morning Bella!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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LuckyStrikes wrote:Good morning Bella!
Why good morning Luckk!

Are you feeling Lucky today?
me loves the voddie

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bella wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Good morning Bella!
Why good morning Luckk!

Are you feeling Lucky today?
My luck increases the closer it gets to 4 o'clock. The pinnacle of my luck reaches dizzying heights when I consume my first magic potable of the day. Usually around five.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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