Because I'd tell you.LuckyStrikes wrote:If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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That man looks like someone hit him in the face with a pick-axe!
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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"Mike comes to real estate from a 20 year career as a professional engineer and manager in the biomedical field. A resident of southern California since 1968, Mike holds a BS degree in Mechanical Engineering from Arizona State University as well as two MS degrees—one in Aerospace Engineering from University of Southern California and one in Management Science from West Coast University. Mike also holds a Master of Business Administration degree from West Coast University.
Mike is responsible for the design of the wing of the F-15 aircraft and the inventor of several biomedical devices. He grew up in an Air Force family and, as a result, has lived all over Southern California and knows the area intimately. As you can see from this wealth of education, experience and accomplishments, there is nothing that Mike Davis is afraid of trying. He is a very creative individual who believes that everything is possible. “Whether you’re designing aircraft and missiles or selling a house, you just approach and solve the problem one step at a time,” explains Mike."
And now he sells fucking houses?
Wow, that instills confidence in that F-15 wing!
Mike is responsible for the design of the wing of the F-15 aircraft and the inventor of several biomedical devices. He grew up in an Air Force family and, as a result, has lived all over Southern California and knows the area intimately. As you can see from this wealth of education, experience and accomplishments, there is nothing that Mike Davis is afraid of trying. He is a very creative individual who believes that everything is possible. “Whether you’re designing aircraft and missiles or selling a house, you just approach and solve the problem one step at a time,” explains Mike."
And now he sells fucking houses?
Wow, that instills confidence in that F-15 wing!
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and
said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know,
but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over
there and write misspelled words on them.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
http://gonzo.1av10.nu/quotes.php
said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know,
but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over
there and write misspelled words on them.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
http://gonzo.1av10.nu/quotes.php
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Bella,
A cap'n Mike Davis avatar?
You're a brave girl. I like that.
A cap'n Mike Davis avatar?
You're a brave girl. I like that.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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But what would L. Ron Hubbard do (apart from try to persude us to give him all our cash and resurrect John Travolta's film career yet again)?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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Or worse, when the check came, he would all of a sudden, develop an over active bladder. "Where is the restroom?"TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Drink with us all. A right cheap round he would be. Another jug of water over here, please :twisted:LuckyStrikes wrote:What would Jesus do?
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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