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Seb
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Post by Seb » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:20 am

bender is my god. i shall make it my mission 2 watch all futurama and put all the good bender quotes here

Seb
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Post by Seb » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:25 am

"ill just pop to the caseno (sp) for the next 135 hours"

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Peppers&Onions
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Post by Peppers&Onions » Mon May 30, 2005 12:32 pm

"Well, I didnt have anything else planned for today...Lets go get drunk!"

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Tipsy McStagger
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Post by Tipsy McStagger » Mon May 30, 2005 1:01 pm

Some breaking occured, the dolly was involved. That's all we know!
On more than one occassion this conversation has led to a handful of boob."
~Oggar

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bumlooker79
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Post by bumlooker79 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:43 pm

"1 $300 hookerbot, or 300 $1 hookerbots."
SAM: What's new, Normie?
NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer. --Cheers

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy

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whiskeyprick
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Post by whiskeyprick » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:35 pm

What kind of party is this? No alcohol and only one hooker.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald

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Goose-Wingman
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Post by Goose-Wingman » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:38 pm

'I'd like your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!' (Actually tried this one, while hammered, and it got me a smile and a complimentary drink!!!)

'I've heard worse excuses to drink.'

'Cheese it!'
Do not trust words - Someone's door

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Post by Barca » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:17 pm

Do smoking and drinking on TV make me cool? Of course they do!


This is great, my buddy's alive, and his credit cards are valid again. Let's go get hammered!
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Tipsy McStagger
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Post by Tipsy McStagger » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:50 am

Blackmail’s such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The x makes it sound cool.
On more than one occassion this conversation has led to a handful of boob."
~Oggar

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Goose-Wingman
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Post by Goose-Wingman » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:11 pm

Not strictly Bender, but it's about him: 'I like this guy's lack of style!'
Do not trust words - Someone's door

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Post by Rabid Hamster » Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:13 pm

I've always loved this one; " I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!", it's so easy to change for any situation.

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Post by Lifer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:57 pm

"There's only one beer for me. Pabst Blue Robot!"

(fry) "But the metal shavings cut my throat!"


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Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"

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Post by headlessparrot » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:10 am

Rabid Hamster wrote:I've always loved this one; " I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!", it's so easy to change for any situation.
Of course, later followed by "I'm gonna go find my own lunar lander. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack."

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Post by GSG » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:40 am

Bending is my middle name - Bender Bending Rodriguez!
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

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Post by Steelhead » Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:57 pm

' I'm an expert at not caring. The secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.'

'Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.'
'Stop wallowing in self-pity. Now pull yourself together and come get drunk with us.'
-Karl Karlson

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