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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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...and its a life worth living.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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Ouch..I never broke my nose before, Hope I never do, sounds like it would be hella painfull.

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Miklo wrote:so in my drunken state i thought it would be a good idea to walk to the store so I could have a drink when i woke up. stumbling down the street i was stopped by the cops. I dont remember what I said but he let me go. I get the store buy my handle since i didnt feel like carrying anything more. Thats all i remember. When I woke up with the sun beating down on me i was behind the store next to the dumpster with the old crow open and missing a few shots. It was 11am. Since i was already there i went back into the store to buy another 36er
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Re: Up-Comming Bender

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Lucky no one found you sleeping back there and call the cops to wake u up and make you leave.

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it wouldnt have been that bad if the cops woke me, as long as they just let me go home because I woke up feeling sore as hell. asphalt is only comfy when your loaded, thats why hobos are always drinking. you ever try to sleep on that shit undrunk?
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Another Bender

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It's all planned, and put into motion. The week after next I will be enjoying a 5 day bender, possible ending up on a park bench or somewhere in Tijuana. I have a hotel and 300$, the only hard choice is deciding what to drink. At first I wanted to mix it up from my usual, I have recently took a liking to Stella Artouis beer and thought that would go good as a back to shots of vodka. Or maby some Jameson or maby scotch (since this would be a good time to explore a whisky I am unfamiliar with). All in all I am hoping for the best seeing as how my last bender ended with a broken nose and an empty wallet. I am not sure where this adventure will take me but my motto will be " I am going, going which ever way the winds are blowing, I am going to where streams of whiskey are flowing"-The Pogues
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Re: Another Bender

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here's toyou! Whisky is great, so hope you can remember which ones you liked...
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Cheers, and enjoy the journey!

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Be sure to post often during this bender!

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Let this proud example stand as an inspiration to all of us.

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bender's aren't planned, change your plans, make it an accident
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Re: Another Bender

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What he said. This is an alcohol vacation, not a bender. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but let's maintain meaning in our language.

A bender is the result of some emotion. Depression, elation, doesn't matter. You got fired, you got dumped, you have time free and the booze doesn't stop flowing when expected. That's a bender. How can a bender be planned? One of the biggest characteristics of the bender is surprise - there's no way to know when it will end. How can you plans its ending?

That being said, these plans look awesome in the extreme and I'll light a candle to St. Saldono and his ox cart for you.
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Re: Another Bender

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To guiltless drinking!
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Re: Another Bender

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Mr. Viking wrote:bender's aren't planned, change your plans, make it an accident
Ok...so.... I guess I'm not going on a bender, and I already have the room reserved, time off, so I am not going to change my plans. But I will go with the alcohol vacation, that sounds pretty good.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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Re: BENDER

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"Arr, the laws of science be a harsh mistress."
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