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Post by Goose-Wingman » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:23 pm

Great name for a beer, from Futurama: Lobrau!
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Post by justme » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:52 pm

as in benders im there lol,but as of spending so many hrs. at a casino ive done that too.B ut with life savings vno way could do that for over 110 hrs.

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How could we forget the classic...

Post by ***** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:46 pm

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.

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Re: How could we forget the classic...

Post by General E. Fubar » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:19 am

CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
Is that like a Merc for God
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Post by Jr_DeCaveman » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:43 pm

" I can't stay mad at me, I love me"

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Re: How could we forget the classic...

Post by ***** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:55 pm

General E. Decaying wrote:
CoronerDrinkBastard wrote:"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Best when coming from my good friend who is a 5-foot-nuthin' Chinese guy that weights 98 lbs soaking wet. He's a freelance missionary.
Is that like a Merc for God
Pretty much. He goes where the souls are paying well. Did a tour in Thailand and another in China.

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Post by Rowdydrunk79 » Thu May 11, 2006 8:34 pm

"I remember every Christmas my mom would buy a fresh goose, you know, for gooseburgers. Then my dad would make his special eggnog out of Bourbon and ice cubs." - Fry

Ok, it's not Bender but why start a whole new thread.
"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
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Re: BENDER

Post by Wingman » Thu May 21, 2009 7:33 pm

commandment one. (of one.) "god needs booze."

later in that same episode: "you can't count on god for jock."
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: BENDER

Post by Hardcore Stig » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:58 pm

Drinking beer, stealing stuff, Bender is great!

Have you ever thought of turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and beating them?

And the whole cover version of TV party.
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"

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Re: BENDER

Post by Freddie AppsHero » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:47 pm

"Arr, the laws of science be a harsh mistress."
Goose-Wingman wrote:Great name for a beer, from Futurama: Lobrau!
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