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Inspector Morse

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Seeing as I've been watching a lot of good old Inspector Morse recently and there are some gems of drinking quotes in there. For those not in the know, Inspector Morse is a curmudgeonly, ale drinking, intellectual policeman who drives around Oxford in a Jag solving murders. Enjoy


Morse: They don't spell Australian beer with four Xs out of ignorance.

Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.

Morse: The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop - and then go that bit further.

Morse: Is this a dagger which I see before me? I'd rather see a pint.

Morse: When I'm thinking, I get thirsty.

Morse: Drink that, Lewis, and loosen some brain cells.

Morse: Isn't it your round?
Lewis: Do you think another one's a good idea?
Morse: Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!


Morse: There's always time for one more pint.

Lewis: You're not going to believe this, Sir - we have to visit a brewery!
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

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Post by Mayhem »

I love Inspector Morse.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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That's 'cause he's THE best chracter EVER!
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

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Post by Saltandgin »

I've always had a soft-spot for grumpy old men. :lol:
--ED: You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinkin’. We’ll have a Bloody Mary first thing, have a bite at the King’s Head, a couple at the Little Princess, we’ll stagger back here--Bang! We’re back at the bar for shots. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?


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*bump*

Because Old man Thaw deserves it.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

JohnnyT

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Post by JohnnyT »

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.



I like this one.

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Re: Inspector Morse

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JohnnyTequila wrote:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.



I like this one.
You're a good man. Now go and watch the rest of the series and proclaim its brilliance from the highest rooftop.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

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