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grand
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by grand »
Brian: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?
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ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
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by ThirstyDrunk »
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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White Lightning
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by White Lightning »
Where there is a plane, there is a pilot -- Stewie
ANd where there is a pilot, there's a bar -- Brian
"When I leave a bar, before I get in my truck, I ask myself the same question - can I puke in a straight line." -- Pat Green
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scooter1979
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by scooter1979 »
"Let's drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us."
-Either Peter, or his Irish father... I think the father, but I was kinda drunk when I saw it.
The 2 greatest english words: "Spill Tab."
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